An old lady has been on her own for years and decides to put an add in a local news paper to find a partner.
She writes
Man wanted for love and marriage
Must not beat me
Must not kick me
Must be good in bed

Later that day the doorbell rings and there is this old guy with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair

‘ I’ve come to be your boyfriend’ he says
She looks startled and says to him, ‘but you have no arms
He says , ‘yes , so I won’t beat you
She says, ‘you have no legs
‘yes, he says, ‘so I can’t kick you
‘Are you still good in bed’, she asks
He says ‘ I rang the doorbell didn’t I

funny...rofl