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Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10'. Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.' |
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Now that's cute!
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Edited by
WholesomeWoman
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Thu 05/03/12 10:17 AM
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... thanks JeannieBean for the good joke
Have a great day! |
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Two kids ..don't you find it ironic ..that you of all people are cracking jokes about priests business cards???? Was it not in the forums two weeks ago you lured me into saying "...and yeah Ill have a threesome with 'so and so' and two kids"... and now over here lo and behold your passing out priests business cards
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