Take a mayonnaise jar lid or another wide mouth lid. Put plastic wrap into the lid and push it to the edges. Fill the lid 1/3 of the way with ground beef. Pile on cooked bacon and cheese in the center of the patty and then cover it with more ground beef. Now flip the lid upside down onto a plate and you have a bacon and cheese filled meat patty.

Next make burger sauce using mayo with a bit of ketchup and mustard. When finished, it should be the color of thousand island dressing. Add salt, pepper and other spices to taste.

Top cooked burger with sauce. Put on a bun if you must.

You want fries? I got your fries.

First make the sauce: You'll need 2 cups of franks red hot, 1 stick of salted butter, 4 packages of dry Italian dressing mix (use zesty when possible) and a table spoon of lemon juice. Melt the butter, add the sauce and dressing mix. After it's all completely mixed together, pour in the lemon juice.

Get a giant bottle of ranch dressing. Everybody can mix their own fry sauce to taste with the buffalo sauce above and ranch dressing.

Fry the french fries at 325 degrees until they are soft. Take them out and season them with sea salt. Up the temp on the frier to 375 and fry them again until they are crispy and golden brown.

You're welcome.

Love fries =]