Now that the formalities are out of the way, a little about myself. I'm 35 yrs old, have three kids (Ages 18, 8, and 6), and am twice divorced.

Let's see, I am probably the least politically correct person you'll ever meet, and I can and will make something humorous out of just about any situation, to the point that it can come across as insensitive and/or offensive. To be fair though, I'm just as quick to do the same with a situation in my own life that affects me personally. I don't mean anything by it, it's just sort of my therapy, if you will. I have an extremely healthy sense of humor, as I rarely let anything in my own life get me down to the point that I can't laugh and make jokes about it. On the other hand, as I said, it can and has been taken the wrong way. I guess you could say it's a blessing and a curse. However, don't worry, I'll pull my punches here until everyone gets to know me better.


I'm really here just to socialize with some new people. I have a core group of about 30 people that I socialize with regularly, most of which I've known personally or have met through my travels over the years, and discovered that their personalities and sense of humor were very much like my own. I figure there has to be more folks out there like me, I just haven't tried to locate them, so here I am.


Looking forward to getting to know everyone, and maybe not getting chased away while on the business end of a pitchfork. Here's hoping for the best.

Oh, as for a photo, I have no issue putting one on here. It's just that, during my registration, I discovered that my right button on my mouse doesn't work, so I couldn't save a photo from Facebook and upload it here. I also realized that meant I am still using a Desktop PC instead of a laptop. Shortly thereafter, I learned that my ceilings aren't high enough for me to hang myself :-)

Welcome aboard, I see you are from Texas, I just joined as well, from Florida.

Lol - Just read the rules in the General Discussion Forum, and just want to assure everyone that last line was nothing more than a joke, hence the smiley face at the end. I have absolutely no idea whether my ceilings are suitable for such things, nor do I care. I'm a narcissist, I'd never harm myself.

Thanks for the welcome. Yes, born and raised in Northeast Texas, but I spent the last 12 years in South Louisiana, near Lafayette. Just moved back home a few months ago.

You must have petrol, pour that on urself and light it. Are u able to set up a video camera first, then leave a note asking whoever finds u to load it onto youtube? If u decide to live for awhile and hang out instead, then welcome

Another narcissist! Sigh. I was hoping a sadist would join today.

Lmao - Ladywind, I like you already. We should get along just fine.

Too funny, yes I sensed your humour and seems like you have another to your way of thinking posting too.
I have vacationed in Lafayette, La. Love the culture!

Oh, BTW, your profiles says we are supposed to ask you for your picture...LOL. just following instructions....

My picture will be available tomorrow. I assume they still sell a mouse these days, yes?? I figured I should be able to just export a picture directly from my facebook page to here, but apparently not. I could probably get the job done with my phone, if I were willing to put forth some effort. However, I don't wanna give anyone the wrong impression of me right off the bat, so at the very least, I'll put it off for a while longer, for the sake of full disclosure.

Welcome Fool!

:)

What part of texas? I am in Abilene.

To get a pic on here just have it saved to your pc or use your photobucket account. (just click the "IMG" code)...it will say "copied"...then you right cick here to paste...bingo...you will soon be putting your stuff in all of our faces.

Anyway, welcome to the Circus....we were needing a monkey juggler.

Yeah, that's the thing, I'm having this problem with my right button on my mouse. I swear ladies, this has never happened to me before :-(

Hurry up with the pic. I need it for my fantasy life, if u know what i mean.

You don't need a mouse to save pictures on Mingle, although unless you are really used to using a keyboard to navigate around, it is much more convenient.

Anyway, welcome to the site.

Welcome to mingle2. I am so glad you joined to make some laughs. Please post in the forums before I start to measure my ceilings...

Oh, sorry Krupa, I just realized I never answered your question. I was preoccupied, forgive my rude behavior.

I'm in Marshall, a couple of hours East of Dallas, 45 minutes West of Shreveport, 23 minutes from civilization, give or take a couple of days. Depends on your definition of civilization.

Okay, photo issue solved, now we can focus on less important, but still significant issues, like world peace, starving people in 3rd world countries, and the rise of the Kardashians.