Topic: A Massive Flood
uk1971's photo
Sat 04/07/12 10:19 AM
A massive flood once hit a town and a man climbs up to his roof.
A boat came past and the captain said
"climb in!"
the man refused and said
"No. I have faith in the Lord. He will save me."
And with that, the boat sailed away.
The water was getting higher now and it was touching his feet.
A speedboat came past the captain said
"Quick! Jump in!".
The man replied
"No. I have faith in the Lord. He will save me."
And with that the boat sped away.
The water was now up to his knees and a helicopter came to his.
The pilot lowered the rope and said
"Grab the rope. I'll pull you up!"
The man said
"No. I have faith in the Lord. He will save me.
Finally, the water washes him away and he sadly drowned.
In heaven, when he met God, he asked
"Oh great Lord why did you not save me? I prayed and prayed for hours."
God looked up from his puzzlebook and said
"I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What more can I possibly have done?"

slaphead bigsmile :banana:

khan327's photo
Sat 04/07/12 12:13 PM

A massive flood once hit a town and a man climbs up to his roof.
A boat came past and the captain said
"climb in!"
the man refused and said
"No. I have faith in the Lord. He will save me."
And with that, the boat sailed away.
The water was getting higher now and it was touching his feet.
A speedboat came past the captain said
"Quick! Jump in!".
The man replied
"No. I have faith in the Lord. He will save me."
And with that the boat sped away.
The water was now up to his knees and a helicopter came to his.
The pilot lowered the rope and said
"Grab the rope. I'll pull you up!"
The man said
"No. I have faith in the Lord. He will save me.
Finally, the water washes him away and he sadly drowned.
In heaven, when he met God, he asked
"Oh great Lord why did you not save me? I prayed and prayed for hours."
God looked up from his puzzlebook and said
"I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What more can I possibly have done?"

slaphead bigsmile :banana:

god help us. Some time directly and some time indirectly. It was a indirect help. But the man refuse it. God promise with us. I will give you for eating. I will give you for dressing. I will give you for drinking etc. But god dont promise for it. I will keep meal directly in your mouth.