Topic: Miss Muffet and The Spider
Ruth34611's photo
Mon 03/26/12 05:35 PM
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...
No wait, that's bologna.
Or baloney.

Roses are red and violets are blue...
Oh that's so tired.
As am I.

There was a young girl from Nantucket...
Now that's just not appropriate.
For now.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
Seriously?
No.

I give up.
Wait!
I've got it.

Little Miss Muffet
Sat down on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a Spider(cmb)
Who sat down beside her
And stole her heart clean away.

I :heart: my Spider.

Ruth34611's photo
Mon 03/26/12 05:46 PM
Shoot. I just realized the sunshine song is for mustard. Not bologna. How can anyone love a girl who can't keep her jingles straight???

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Mon 03/26/12 05:47 PM
rofl

Too cute!!

Congrats, by the way flowers

Sneaksintoyourheart's photo
Mon 03/26/12 06:09 PM
did u forget your meds again? lol :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Mon 03/26/12 06:19 PM
I love it, thank you Ruth. And I love you too. :heart:

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Mon 03/26/12 06:22 PM

Shoot. I just realized the sunshine song is for mustard. Not bologna. How can anyone love a girl who can't keep her jingles straight???


It's actually very easy. smooched

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Mon 03/26/12 06:37 PM
Very cute. Congrats.

Ruth34611's photo
Mon 03/26/12 06:38 PM


Shoot. I just realized the sunshine song is for mustard. Not bologna. How can anyone love a girl who can't keep her jingles straight???


It's actually very easy. smooched


:heart:

krupa's photo
Mon 03/26/12 08:06 PM
Best of luck Baby Ruth.

I think you will do good love.



P.s. I am pretty sure it is "Roses are red...violets are blue. After I f*** this one...I am gonna f*** you too"



I am pretty sure, that is how the poem goes.

:)

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Mon 03/26/12 10:06 PM


..Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey
when along came a spider
that sat down beside her
and said
"what's in the bowl bytch"

//lol..jk