There were two homeless guys who were starving, so they collectively decided to go their seperate ways for the day to beg for money, and then meet up in the evening to combine their money to buy some food, so at the end of the day, they meet up.

Bum #1 says: I only made 15 cents.
Bum #2 says: I only made 10 cents.

So, bum #1 says 'hey, i have an idea, give me your money', and he runs to the hot dog stand and buys a hot dog, throws away the bun, and tells the other bum to follow him. They walk into this bar, and drink up about a $200 tab, finally the bartender tells them they need to pay, and leave, so the one bum stands up, unzips his pants, pulls the hot dog out, and the other bum gets on his knees and starts sucking it, the bartenders yells "that's disgusting, get outta here!", so they go ahead and do it at about 5 more bars before one bum says "I can't do this anymore, my knees are killing me", the other bum says "You think that's bad, I lost the hot dog after the second bar".

the end.

thats so wrong its funny

'tis the point. :D

thats what you get for and not knowing what your doing

Crude, but funny!

very funny midnite