A man wakes up in a hospital bed from coma, all patched up... there's a doctor standing at the bedside who says:

"Nice to have you back with us... but I just HAVE to ask you what happened... Four broken bones, a black eye, haematoma all over your body, a ruptured spleen... did you get into a heavy bar fight?"

The man shook his head and said "No, I was playing golf with my wife... we were playing a tough hole and both of us overstruck, the balls landing on a cow paddock next to the green... we walked there to find the balls, and as we were searching I saw something white in one of the cow's a..hole. I went looking, raised the cow's tail, and there really was a ball there with my wife's monogram on it... I pointed and yelled 'Hey, this sure looks like yours!' - that's the last thing I remember..."

Ah, the dangers of ambiguity.

Okay... seems like I can even tell some jokes in English... Thanks for the feedback, guy! ;)