Three old blind men checked into a motel and they asked the clerk if he could fix them up with some ladies that night. The clerk thought for a moment and said "yes, sure, I'll bring them to your rooms. It will cost you $100 dollars each though". The old men agreed and went to their rooms. So the clerk, goes and buys three blow up dolls thinking the old men would never know the difference and takes one to each old man.
The next morning the three old men came in wanting their money back. The clerk asked why. The first old man said that he thought his lady was dead cause she was cold and just laid there. The next old man said that his was dead too. Said that her skin was cold and tough and she smelled like plastic. The last old man said "well mine was a witch"! How come they all asked? He said "when I bit her on her butt, she farted and flew out the window".