Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 58 | |
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Has a whole room dedicated to Alf and knows seven different ways to cook cat.
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She built her house with her own two hands with no help from anyone else.
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She built her house out of straw.
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Loves it when I put my feet under his armpits *giggle*
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Puts her feet under my armpits.
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Rumor has it ...and shall be done *giggle*
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Has a crush on me.
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Counting his crushes one by one.
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uses mayonnaise to shave
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Like her leg hairs long and thick.
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Like her leg hairs long and thick. actually it quite the opposite |
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Goes to a car wash whenever she wants a wax job.
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Just opened A New Car Wash across the street from the DoDo Dave's GoodWill Store.
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washes his laundry with gasoline
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Picks Alfs dingleberries out of his butt hair for him
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perv calls old ladies at a retirement home
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Goes to nursing homes and pretends to be an old lady
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Believes he can make a career out of lemonade stand.
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Is jealous of my lemonade stand.
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