Topic: good news and bad news
justbnice's photo
Tue 07/24/07 12:36 PM
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! Thats terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

:)

writerdude22's photo
Tue 07/24/07 12:41 PM
nice

carebear19622's photo
Tue 07/24/07 12:48 PM
ouchlaugh

NANCYM1957's photo
Tue 07/24/07 01:17 PM
oh that would have hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!