I think I would like to fanangle some kind of souer morgage where I could finance some really homelike dormatories for homeless kids for free so they would not have to be dragged through the system.

k, why not start two at a time. Like littering and spitting on the sidewalk on the same day.

In Toronto the maximum penalty is crucifixion (first offence) for littering, and spitting constitutes as "defiling the sidewalk."

I was once give a ticket by a Toronto cop who was high on cocaine, for not paying respect to other users of the sidewalk as I bicycled down on it. In effect I was the only user of the sidewalk in question, as it was 8:30 pm on February four, with eighteen degrees below, and I was only there to warm up, coz my room in the basement was thirty below.

But the first part is true, the idiot charged me for being disrespectful to non-existent other users of the sidewalk.

I noticed that too. It's hard to break the habit once you are on it. You have to do it cold turkey eventually.

That same thing goes with being victim to acts of crime. The rush is really strong -- getting your cranium kicked and shouted at while you are on the ground in the fetal position, or your head held under water in the bathtub and your chest beaten by heavy, hard, blunt objects.

Then come the police interviews, the snippets on TV, your own twitter account, and them the talk show circuit and partying with Paris Hilton or Rosanne McD.

By that time only the grave will stop you from getting deeper into being a victim of crime.