Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!

Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)


[Chant] Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
[Chant] Scotty's gotta go!


** , I love that movie

one of my fave movies!!! good call!!!

Yeah, it's pretty much the best movie ever, lol!

*Whips out glowsticks to techno version of 'Scotty'

LMFAO...Well this is a nice change from all of the sappy stuff that gets posted in here....

*steps over red and white heart confetti...moves the swan ice sculpture out of the way*

Phew...I thought no one in this thread had anything else to say other than ....rose are red...violets are blue...we met on the internet...ummm....and now I love you.

I'm kidding guys....smile.

LMAO *gasps*...you are going to get me in trouble at work

Sappy doesn't really work for me...not all the time anyway. Sure it's fun to get all sticky every now and again, but it's way more fun to laugh. I save the sappy/sticky stuff for people I get to see offline

Did you just say...."it's fun to get all stick every now and again"????


*DIES LAUGHING*


That's the greatest thing I've heard ALL day.


*still laughing*

*Eyes real wide an innocent, batting them just a tad* What?

Cool Tune