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| Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 12 | |
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Your post has epic irony within it. Keep going shifty... you just might win that race yet. Everyone is pulling for you.
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Dear Unhappy Contestant. We have the Motor and Paddles to your raft. The TV set you need for the DVD player. And most importantly, the stove and butter for the Jiffy Pop. We suspect it is only a matter of time before one of you cracks and consumes the other, after which we will again offer the same deal to the survivor after he or she is picked up somewhere around Guadalupe Island since we suspect without a compass, paddles and motor you will go horribly off course. Feel free to eat those Jiffy Pop kernels though. I'm sure they have SOME sort of nutritional value. Sincerely Your hosts and producers of "The Shirt Off Your Back" P.S. Not to stir up any trouble between you castaways or anything... but if you see any sharks, remember the other person in the boat makes a great distraction while you attempt to get away. Just laying it out there. Dear worst game show EVER- You underestimate the combined mental powers of Torgo and I. We laugh in the face of your robbery of our motor and paddles. We instead trained a pod of dolphins to pull us. Dolphins have natural built in GPS systems, and I can see the sands of an Hawaiian beach right now. They've even sent our complimentary leis out to us via Whale mail. As for the tv...as if we wouldn't buy a portable DVD player without a built in screen. Please. We aren't amateurs! And we brought other food...the Jiffy Pop we were saving for Hawaii. We figure the victory would be sweeter eaten while in the promised land. But thanks for you concern! There was no need for us to throw each other to the sharks. Sharks are actually pretty fun to hang out with when you tell them you got jipped with a cardboard entertainment center. And I wouldn't step foot in an ocean anytime soon. We've told them about you. They all know. Love and Coconuts! The Castaways |
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Your post has epic irony within it. Keep going shifty... you just might win that race yet. Everyone is pulling for you. I've started a fundraiser. We are selling Candy Bars for the Cause if you're interested in a box. Or two. |
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Edited by
Torgo70
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Sun 04/08/12 09:09 AM
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Dear Unhappy Contestant. We have the Motor and Paddles to your raft. The TV set you need for the DVD player. And most importantly, the stove and butter for the Jiffy Pop. We suspect it is only a matter of time before one of you cracks and consumes the other, after which we will again offer the same deal to the survivor after he or she is picked up somewhere around Guadalupe Island since we suspect without a compass, paddles and motor you will go horribly off course. Feel free to eat those Jiffy Pop kernels though. I'm sure they have SOME sort of nutritional value. Sincerely Your hosts and producers of "The Shirt Off Your Back" P.S. Not to stir up any trouble between you castaways or anything... but if you see any sharks, remember the other person in the boat makes a great distraction while you attempt to get away. Just laying it out there. Dear worst game show EVER- You underestimate the combined mental powers of Torgo and I. We laugh in the face of your robbery of our motor and paddles. We instead trained a pod of dolphins to pull us. Dolphins have natural built in GPS systems, and I can see the sands of an Hawaiian beach right now. They've even sent our complimentary leis out to us via Whale mail. As for the tv...as if we wouldn't buy a portable DVD player without a built in screen. Please. We aren't amateurs! And we brought other food...the Jiffy Pop we were saving for Hawaii. We figure the victory would be sweeter eaten while in the promised land. But thanks for you concern! There was no need for us to throw each other to the sharks. Sharks are actually pretty fun to hang out with when you tell them you got jipped with a cardboard entertainment center. And I wouldn't step foot in an ocean anytime soon. We've told them about you. They all know. Love and Coconuts! The Castaways P.S. Please send ShannonMarie a locker full of Mary Ann outfits. Thank You. |
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hey you,
stop rating beards on mingle. that's my job. thanks. sincerely, b. |
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hey you, stop rating beards on mingle. that's my job. thanks. sincerely, b. How dare they! |
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How dare they! they must be new. |
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Just keep working
Don't expect returns everything will come to you unexpectedly. |
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Yeah I'm ****ing awesome and you're not... suck on that!
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:D <---- That's how you make me feel
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Dear Unhappy Contestant. We have the Motor and Paddles to your raft. The TV set you need for the DVD player. And most importantly, the stove and butter for the Jiffy Pop. We suspect it is only a matter of time before one of you cracks and consumes the other, after which we will again offer the same deal to the survivor after he or she is picked up somewhere around Guadalupe Island since we suspect without a compass, paddles and motor you will go horribly off course. Feel free to eat those Jiffy Pop kernels though. I'm sure they have SOME sort of nutritional value. Sincerely Your hosts and producers of "The Shirt Off Your Back" P.S. Not to stir up any trouble between you castaways or anything... but if you see any sharks, remember the other person in the boat makes a great distraction while you attempt to get away. Just laying it out there. Dear worst game show EVER- You underestimate the combined mental powers of Torgo and I. We laugh in the face of your robbery of our motor and paddles. We instead trained a pod of dolphins to pull us. Dolphins have natural built in GPS systems, and I can see the sands of an Hawaiian beach right now. They've even sent our complimentary leis out to us via Whale mail. As for the tv...as if we wouldn't buy a portable DVD player without a built in screen. Please. We aren't amateurs! And we brought other food...the Jiffy Pop we were saving for Hawaii. We figure the victory would be sweeter eaten while in the promised land. But thanks for you concern! There was no need for us to throw each other to the sharks. Sharks are actually pretty fun to hang out with when you tell them you got jipped with a cardboard entertainment center. And I wouldn't step foot in an ocean anytime soon. We've told them about you. They all know. Love and Coconuts! The Castaways P.S. Please send ShannonMarie a locker full of Mary Ann outfits. Thank You. Putting in the pigtails now, Professor! |
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Yeah I'm ****ing awesome and you're not... suck on that! Yeah.. Well, I am rubber and you are glue...oh, wait. You weren't talking to me were ya?? My bad. Carry on, amigo!! 
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I have apparently been adopted by a black family that lives downstairs. They just brought me all kinds of food from there Easter dinner. Bless their hearts.......
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Yeah I'm ****ing awesome and you're not... suck on that! Yeah.. Well, I am rubber and you are glue...oh, wait. You weren't talking to me were ya?? My bad. Carry on, amigo!!
You're awesome Amiga , remember that!
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I have apparently been adopted by a black family that lives downstairs. They just brought me all kinds of food from there Easter dinner. Bless their hearts.......
You emminate....Soul....Brother!!!!! 
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Have always found you very attractive to the point of: intimidation
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Why intimidated? Do you feel that they are so flawless that you are not worthy of them or something?
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Silence speaks volumes.
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