I got a new phone last year and changed my cell number. I think the number I got was some other guy's and so for a while I got phone calls and texts from people I didn't know. I don't really get them anymore since it's been almost a year except from one anonymous person who keeps sexting me. I find them somewhat amusing so I thought I'd share our convo. My texts are in bold


*Eight months ago*
---- Sup.
---- I want your coc.
You can't always get what you want...
---- Would you?
Sorry, I don't know you
---- We can talk storieS
You have a story to tell about how you got my number
---- I tiink your hot and sexy
And I think you're a bit creepy
---- Let me ride your hard coc
---- Sorry
Get a life
Who are you and how did you get my phone number?
---- Sorry 4 text. U sexual messages
Again, who are you and how did you get my number?

*Five to three months ago*
---- Hi
---- Sup
---- Hi
---- Sup
---- Sup sexy!
---- Happy thanksgiving!
---- Sup
---- Hi
---- Can I ride ur coc?

*Two months ago*
---- U horny
Sexting with strangers may get you off but doesn't do a thing for me. You have the wrong number. We've been over this

*One month ago*
---- Sup
---- Sup?

*Today* (I played along a bit)
---- What u doing
---- How you doing sexy?
Hey honey buns
---- What u up 2?
---- What u doing 2nite?
What are you wearing?
---- Nothing
---- What u wearing?
My Batman pjs
---- Let me take it off
Luv u long time
---- Send me ur pic
Not interested
---- SHOOTS
---- How come?
I'm not into guys
---- Is dis amos?
Wrong number brah
---- Sorry!

*ahem*karma*ahem*

was hilarious!

Honestly, after a while I'd probably roll with some of them... just for kicks.

Nice!!!

Gads, I am sssoooo embarrassed!
I thought that was the wrong number!

It won't happen again!

Somehow I knew...., don't ask me how