One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead snuck into a farm.
The farmer said to his wife, "I think I hear something outside."
The girls heard the door open,and they all ran in different directions.
The brunette ran into the cow pen. The redhead ran into the pig pen, and the blonde ran into the potato patch.
The farmer went to the cow pen and said,"Is there anyone there?" The brunette said,"Mmmmmmmoooooo."
Then he went over to the pig pen and the farmer said, "Is there anyone there?" and the redhead said, "Oink oink."
Then he went over to the potato patch and said, "Is there anyone there?" and the blonde said, "Potatooooo."

a guy walks into a barbershop and says i want a really close shave.

barber says have a seat and put this wood ball between your cheek and gum.

the barber begins to shave the customer and the customer says in a muffled voice wow thats really close but what happens if i swallow the wood ball?

the barber says oh dont worry bring it back tommorow like everyone else does.

ohh yuck. I have this sudden urge to brush my teeth