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VALENTINE GREETINGS.
To My Ever Loving Wife: During the past year, I have attempted to seduce you 365 times. I have succeeded 12 times. This averages once every 30 days. The following is a list of the reasons for which I did not succeed. We’ll wake the children – 7 It’s too hot – 15 It’s too cold 5 Too tired – 39 It’s too late – 16 It’s too early – 22 Pretending sleep – 60 Windows open, neighbours might see/hear - 9 Backache – 16 Toothache – 2 I’m too full – 4 Giggles – 4 Not in the mood – 21 Watched the late show – 7 Baby crying – 19 Watched the early show – 5 Mud pack – 5 Grease on face – 21 Reading in bed – 7 You’re too drunk – 5 Reading Sunday paper – 52 Headache – 10 Do you think we could improve our record this coming year?????? PLEASE BE MY VALENTINE; Hopefully, Your Ever Loving Husband.   
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Edited by
navygirl
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Tue 02/14/12 09:04 AM
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