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What He Says: "You remind me of that girl from Sex and the City." What He Could Mean: "... and I'm really hoping you share her same liberal attitude about casual sex." What You Should Ask: "What do you think of that character?" I don't know any guys who watch(ed) Sex In The City, let alone reference it. |
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I guess it only applies to the close-minded. I don't know about that. I think it has more to do with catching hell on the back side....I will give you an example. Say a chick is trying on clothes. Asking if her azz looks fat in these clothes. Should you stop her and say "Your azz looks just as fat in all those clothes". Of course not, a brother doesn't want to sleep on the couch an chit.....  Haha, I'm not as sensitive as people think. When peeps jeer at me, I usually follow it back with a quip. That schitt doesn't bother me much. Maybe others...and yes I DO have a fat a$$, nothing I can do bout that. Nothing wrong with a big booty.  Good to know some guys like that. 
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I guess it only applies to the close-minded. I don't know about that. I think it has more to do with catching hell on the back side....I will give you an example. Say a chick is trying on clothes. Asking if her azz looks fat in these clothes. Should you stop her and say "Your azz looks just as fat in all those clothes". Of course not, a brother doesn't want to sleep on the couch an chit..... Haha, I'm not as sensitive as people think. When peeps jeer at me, I usually follow it back with a quip. That schitt doesn't bother me much. Maybe others...and yes I DO have a fat a$$, nothing I can do bout that. Exactly my point. Never said anything about a fat azz. Just that your clothes aren't going to make it any smaller.... Would a guy really ASK that though? Seriously, doesn't that go against man code? |
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I guess it only applies to the close-minded. I don't know about that. I think it has more to do with catching hell on the back side....I will give you an example. Say a chick is trying on clothes. Asking if her azz looks fat in these clothes. Should you stop her and say "Your azz looks just as fat in all those clothes". Of course not, a brother doesn't want to sleep on the couch an chit..... Haha, I'm not as sensitive as people think. When peeps jeer at me, I usually follow it back with a quip. That schitt doesn't bother me much. Maybe others...and yes I DO have a fat a$$, nothing I can do bout that. Exactly my point. Never said anything about a fat azz. Just that your clothes aren't going to make it any smaller.... Would a guy really ASK that though? Seriously, doesn't that go against man code? Guys don't usually ask if they look fat in their clothes. Some women do, from what I hear, though. |
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I guess it only applies to the close-minded. I don't know about that. I think it has more to do with catching hell on the back side....I will give you an example. Say a chick is trying on clothes. Asking if her azz looks fat in these clothes. Should you stop her and say "Your azz looks just as fat in all those clothes". Of course not, a brother doesn't want to sleep on the couch an chit..... Haha, I'm not as sensitive as people think. When peeps jeer at me, I usually follow it back with a quip. That schitt doesn't bother me much. Maybe others...and yes I DO have a fat a$$, nothing I can do bout that. Exactly my point. Never said anything about a fat azz. Just that your clothes aren't going to make it any smaller.... Would a guy really ASK that though? Seriously, doesn't that go against man code? Guys don't usually ask if they look fat in their clothes. Some women do, from what I hear, though. You know I have never asked a guy if I look fat in my clothes. I have enough sense to know if I do without him confirming it. |
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You know I have never asked a guy if I look fat in my clothes. I have enough sense to know if I do without him confirming it. Exactly. Why ask if you already know? |
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You know I have never asked a guy if I look fat in my clothes. I have enough sense to know if I do without him confirming it. Exactly. Why ask if you already know? Well, you are I are smart enough to know that. I asked a guy once about some earrings. I asked if he thought they might be a bit big for the outfit I was wearing and what do you know; it was a miracle that he was honest with me and said yes. I marked that day down in my calendar as a man was finally honest with me when I asked him for an opinion on my wardrobe. 
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You know I have never asked a guy if I look fat in my clothes. I have enough sense to know if I do without him confirming it. Exactly. Why ask if you already know? Well, you are I are smart enough to know that. I asked a guy once about some earrings. I asked if he thought they might be a bit big for the outfit I was wearing and what do you know; it was a miracle that he was honest with me and said yes. I marked that day down in my calendar as a man was finally honest with me when I asked him for an opinion on my wardrobe. Sounds like a trooper to me. |
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  Just saying. !!!! |
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AND, more comedy gold.
When You're Dating He says: Nothing about seeing you again He means: His mojo wasn't rising He says: I'll call you He means: I really mean to call but I'm scared you'll say yes, we'll go out and it will be a letdown. Or worse, what if it's not? Do I want to go through all the hassle of dating? Get married? Have kids? Aaahhhh! (Author's Note: (Mariah) hehe guy PMS) He says: We're dating He means: We've spent at least five nights together, at least one of which has ended in sexual contact. But in no way are we exclusive He says: We're seeing each other He means: It's down to you and one other woman He says: We haven't spoken for ages and I've been thinking about you He means: I haven't gotten laid in almost three months He says: I'm not looking to get serious He means: I just want a little nookie He says: How many guys have you been with? He means: I'm the best, right? (Author's Note: (Mariah) HAR HAR) What He Says When He's Serious He says: I really like you He means: I think I am falling in love but if I say that word, there is no going back He says (in the middle of a date): It'll be great to show you the house I grew up in (or anything else that smacks of the future) He means: See Above He says: "Girlfriend" and he's not doing a Ru Paul imitation He means: You've made him breakfast, he fixed your car and his buddies aren't allowed to come on to you He says: Nothing's wrong. I'm fine He means: God, I know you want to talk about my day and all my interrelationships with my colleagues and boss and the guy who drives my bus, but I am at home now and I just want to drink 10 beers, eat a bag of chips for dinner and zone out (Author's Note: (Mariah) Ahem, I know this guy personally.) He says: You're an amazing woman He means: You're an amazing woman  He says: I love you He means: You make me incredibly happy whenever we are together. I think you may be The One. What He Hears When You Speak Men don't always hear everything you're saying, which means he's not always getting your message: You say (after being introduced): Do you know this band? He hears: I want you now You say: What do you do? He hears: Are you making enough money to make you marriage material? You say: My ex is a crazy stalker who won't stop calling me. He scares me He hears: I'm still in love with my ex (Author's Note: (Mariah) Its the same the other way around) You say: What are we doing Saturday night? He hears: I want all your time for the rest of your life You say (after making love): That was really nice He hears: That was the best sex of my life. Let's do it again! Top Lies He'll Tell You Be wary, if he says any of the following to you: But I tried to call I didn't get the message I didn't notice what she looked like Sex isn't the most important thing I'll be careful We'll talk about it later I'm not mad I could fall in love with you in a minute (wait a minute and ask him how he feels now) http://www.ivillage.com/translating-man-speak-what-he-really-trying-tell-you/4-a-283613#ixzz1mNqGwWgL |
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Haha, sorry I'm killing the mystery guys. Most gals don't wish to get hurt. Best to know the truth. Some of these are pretty accurate, you gotta admit.
He Says: I like you, but I don't want to risk ruining our friendship. He Means: This is the nicest way I can think of to tell you that I have no physical interest in you. He Says: You should definitely have a girls' night! He Means: A 2 in 1 win! I get a night alone to do all the things you find annoying and now I look like the nice boyfriend, so next time I want a boys' night, you can't say anything. He Says: Take my number and give me a call sometime if you want to hang out. He Means: I guess I'd hang out with you if you called, but I'm not interested enough to go out of my way or anything. He Says: I'm usually really shy when it comes to picking up girls. He Means: I'm a pro. I do this on a regular basis and I'm fully confident that I'll have you in my bed by the end of the night. He Says: You're being sensitive. He Means: You're either having a serious case of PMS or you're just bats*** crazy. (Author's Note: (Mariah) THIS I get a lot, stupid men) He Says: I just don't think I'm ready for a girlfriend right now. He Means: I just don't think I'm ready for you to be my girlfriend...ever! But I'll still hook up with you. He Says: You look interesting. Did you do something different? He Means: Your look horrible. What did you do to yourself? He Says: It's complicated. I'll explain later. He Means: There's nothing complicated about it. I just don't have the patience to deal with questions right now and hopefully you'll forget about this by tomorrow. (Author's Note: (Mariah) Uhuh, ladies, RUN when he says schitt like this, its easy way out and he's giving it to you) He Says: My friends (let's call him John) is so whipped! He Means: John's relationship is the perfect example of what this relationship better not turn into. He Says: I'm pretty much single... He Means: I have a girlfriend and she'd kill me if she knew I was talking to you right now, but you're hot enough for me to risk it. He Says: No hun, you look gorgeous in this one. He Means: Let it be... If you change your outfit one more time, I'm leaving without you. He Says: I really didn't think you'd get this mad. He Means: I knew it would piss you off, but I really didn't care at the time. http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/what-he-really-means-common-guy-phrases-interpreted-2464557.html |
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You know I have never asked a guy if I look fat in my clothes. I have enough sense to know if I do without him confirming it. Exactly. Why ask if you already know? Well, you are I are smart enough to know that. I asked a guy once about some earrings. I asked if he thought they might be a bit big for the outfit I was wearing and what do you know; it was a miracle that he was honest with me and said yes. I marked that day down in my calendar as a man was finally honest with me when I asked him for an opinion on my wardrobe. Sounds like a trooper to me. It was just a breath of fresh air to get a completely honest answer for a change. |
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Hit it fast.....hit it strong!
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I wants it ah needs it
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