Bob was in trouble. He'd forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was really angry.

Bob's wife said, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds. AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway to bring the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.