A police patrol man comes in off the beat and has to report to his sergeant.
"So,"
says the sergeant.
"Anything unusual happen today?"
"Nah,"
says the cop,
"There was just this woman who fell from the 10th floor of the building opposite. Stone dead!"
"And that's nothing unusual?"
"Well, it would've been unusual if she'd survived."

I read a good email that was said to be true and it was from the UK.

It was about a worker that had a heavy load of bricks in a barrel that was tied to a rope for raising the barrel up to the roof of the tower that the construction worker was working on. The opposite end of the rope was tied to the ground. The worker wrapped the rope around his hand and cut it. The barrel weighed just under a ton or so and immediatly yanked the worker off the ground becuase his hand was tied to the opposite end of the rope. He collided with the barrel on its way down as he was being raised to the top at the halfway point. When the the barrel landed on the ground it smashed and the bottom faell out unloading all the bricks from it. That barrell that weighed under a ton now weighs about 5 pounds. So after being hoisted to the top of the tower he immediatly began falling toward the ground. OUCH!!!!

uk1971,

I don't know what else you do around here, but you are always posting chuckle worthy jokes, so you are alright in my book.

Thats the Irish bricklayer song on youtube and its such a good laugh