Hey, I dropped one of my donuts! Am I allowed to use the 3 second rule? Uoopp! Too late. When in doubt, count to three.

There is a 3 second rule??

OMG! You don't know of the three second rule?

everyone knows that rule!!!!!

you got to beat the dog to it!!

Hey! I'll fight the dog for it! But Damnitalltohell.....they just have two more legs than I do! Ifin they run, I cain't catchum. (reaches for another donut and tasty cake)

Yea, but would you take it from the dog after it has slobered on it??

Depends on if it were my dog. I mean hell, if were mine, then I should be used to it licking my face. Then I can let him lick my slobber when Im done, no?

3 second rule.............

actually its the 5 second rule


my local news did a story on it ,
a local collage did a study with petre dishes and everything
it turns out the rule is valid unless your food is very sticky
and your floor is very dirty

My dogs faster than your dog, I guess!!

You guys are going to stir up Bob again.

Bob??????,,,,,Bob who???

The Big Bald Guy.

What about bob?

Hey, we wouldn't want to do that now would we? I'm serious. I got real sick of the tirades he would go on. The fact of the matter is....since I have been with this thread from the start.....that this was not about complaining, or pity seeking or anything like that. It was more of a proud statement made to help other big girls have a place to come and talk too.
There always has to be some assh0le, "Bob" who comes in and starts throwing insults in the guise of "honesty".....pffttt!
So there is who bob is.....

Big or small everyone need love

Hmmmmmmmm? Wonder if someone started a "Skinny girls need love too!" would take off in that kind of direction?

OOPS I'M BEING INTESNSE>>>>>>>>glad to hear about the now "5 seconcd" rule. hahahaha

Gives me just that much more time to get it before the dog. Not that I have to. It's just more fun that way and I CHOOSE to have fun.