Q: How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avocados number.


Q: What is the dullest element?
A: Bohrium

Q: Why is potassium a racist element?
A: Because, when you put three of them together, you get KKK.

Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?
A: A mole of molasses.

Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.

Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel:

One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."

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nice

Thanks for sharing!

Those are funny! Except I don't get the last one.

Avogadro's been dead for a while!

And something to do with his number.



http://jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/chemistryjokes.html


Chemistry 3: A mole is about 6.02 x 1023 and is known as Avogadro's number.

Thank you! I never got as far as chemistry 3. Just the one year in high school with Mr. Dreamy Teacher who teased me unmercifully. He seemed to think I was obstreperous, I can't imagine why.

Avogadro came up with a number used to calculate moles and the number is 6.02X10^23

Definitely cracked me up!

chemistry isn't fun