Topic: Sex Education
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Sat 10/14/06 08:50 AM
There was this teacher about to teach Sex Education to her 4th grade
class.

At the end of the class, the teacher asks for examples of sex education.

One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some
eggs."

"Very good, Billy," said the teacher.

"My mommy had a baby last month," said little Julie.

"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. "Are there any more examples?"

Little Johnny raises his hand, "I was watching TV yesterday with my dad
and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of
Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of
them with his two guns."

The teacher couldn't help but ask, "And what does that have to do with
Sex Education, Johnny?"

"It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger."