Do you believe he exists?
The man that could
make me say “I do”
again.

The man that could
get a wedding ring
on my finger
without a date rape
drug slipped in
large amounts of
alcohol.

The man that could
get me to go to
city hall and sign
that piece of paper again
Promising forever.

The one that could
get me declare
undying love for him
in front of our next
of kin.

That little piece of paper
So inexpensive to
obtain but to get rid
of requires lawyers
and wracking my wallet
and brain.

Do you really think
you could get me in
a wedding dress, put my
hair up and and put
on make up instead of
looking like my normal
mess?

The man who could
get me to share keys
to a house after the last
one who I think is
a bastard and dirty
louse.

One that I could
trust to share my
bed that would love
me and cuddle me
in my sleep because
he cared and not just
because he wanted head.

The one I would feel
safe sleeping naked
or leave the door
unlocked while I was
in the shower.

The one I would
wait for him to get
home so I could
kiss him and talk
to him for hours.

Do you think
he's really out there?

Do you think he really
exists?

The one that would
be happy with my crazy
cooking, shopping, nympho
azz who when he found
out I was a horrible slob
who can't clean, wouldn't
get pizzed?

GOOD

THIS is very COOL Terri,,and I know,,,many a men who would raise their hands for you,,because your so very silly and fun,,
and tell it like it is,,,,