Dear big D,
Why do I keep getting so sick??
My lil troll for a Dr. laughed at me when I asked how to test for it.
She said I couldn't have it,I'd be dead!

dEAR DIARY....sorry there has been mass emailing....hmmmmmm the sun is shining but its all an illusion!!!! My heating pad named Johnson is my friend.........

How are you sick?

Dear diary......do you want to go to work for me??? well do ya???? Its only day 2 and I actually like my job but its the motivation to get there......talking to myself

I have a sinus infection.
Just from getting run down when I had the flu.

ohhhhhhhh those are bad.....I had one for a month before, most likely from turning the heat up.....try sleeping with the heat off and getting a cool mist humidifier......if you dont have that...you can get over the counter meds....and try steaming up the shower and sitting or doing the boiling water over a bowl with a towel over your head and breathing it....it can loosen some of the muscous.....

Dear D

The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the caffiene is coursing through my body... *happy sigh*

i'll have another afternoon coffee please - hold the mucous

Dear diary....caffeine is a beautiful thing....hiya miss!!!

Dear diary.......I think I burnt my azzzzzzzzzzz with my heating pad named Johnson and Im afraid to look!!!!!!!

Dear Diary,
Some reason I felt the urge to show everyone my butt cheeks

Dear Dairy I think I need a lady to join me in the bedroom tonight, I am very lonely and feel as though my bed only sleeps better when it is shared with a beautiful woman! lmao

Dear diary........if I was 17 yrs younger....

D'ohh "caffeine" not "caffiene"

Bad keyboard...

..and "Hey Gypsy"

Dear Diary: Can you make my back hurt just a little bit more, maybe so I can't walk and have to crawl to my bed. Thanks.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just took my youngest son on a adventurous drive over the mountain to the walmart in Port Albernie , that drive is an adreneline rush in itself!
we got him a new outfit and a pokemon movie an me a NEW BLENDER ..or two.. a double beater an an osterich blender ,,,,, oooooooooh goodie , PINACOLADAS!!
an the movie Happy Feet for me ...
an some more air tight containers for my noodles an such , oh an another mirror for the living room to match the one I got on the weekend ...
and my landlord gave me 2 different chunks of hash to try out ...
what a lovely day ,,,

Dear Diary...
in less then two days, i will be in Indiana with someone so special to me ~ someone i love with all my heart
(should i tell her? i have been patiently waiting for this day)

(((Katertot))) I want to see those butt cheeks

Dear Diary


when am I gonna get over this freaking cold???? I can't stand not being able to breathe anymore....and now I got that annoying cough....I want to scream but I can't even get that much air out of my lungs to do it!!!

Eileen

Dear Diary,
less then 2 days to go .

btw..should i hand eileena a box of kleenex?