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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SLEEP!!!!
 NOW GO MAKE PURPLE A SANDWICH!!!!!!! 
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Dear Diary,
I have pinched the happy meal...sits down w/purloined burger & fries!! sounds of munching |
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DD,
would you like flied lice with that? |
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Dear diary ...
man counter has frozen & still NO MAIL.......
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 DIARY.........there will be no flied lice at Rotten Ronnies!!!! Btw I just had a happy meal!! 
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Dear diary...
I saw a purplecat today which wore a purplehat |
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Dear diary....mine went down by 2.........they must have been crushed in a stupendous motor vehicle accident!!! I must change pictures now.......
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I had a happy meal today .....
 OMG !!!!!!!!!!I FORGOT MY TOY IN THE CAR !!!  Its pi$$in rain out there $ooo I'm not goin out there!
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dEAR dIARY......HAVENT MET TOO MANY MCDONALD TOY THIEVES......but ya never know!!!
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DD,
Karlos is asking me to email gypsy with some very indecent proposals regarding her tummy. |
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my happy meal made me very happy....
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Dear big D,
I went thru a gazillion Mutt matches. I think they're on a rolling program & from the East coast. I made Tacos tonight, now I feel like a stuffed one.. |
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I think I am going to try hypnosis .....
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dEAR dIARY......iM THINKING of hynotising slow with visions of tacos, karlos tummies and mutt matches
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hypnosis for happiness???? Can they do that???
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DD,
did catch just say she felt like a stuffed taco?
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Mctummy tacos?
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm tacossssssssssss!!!!!
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DD,
i am getting sleepy...very sleepy. earlier, FMA hypnotized herself for our amusement with a bottle of Cab Sauvignibble. But she has hooked a big one and she's reeelin him in!! |
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dEAR DIARY.......I need to get frunk!!!! this will enable me to get millions of men!!!
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