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confuzzled

1. a combination of being confused and puzzled, not knowing what the f**king is goin on
2.every emotion known combined and not knowing which to act on

1. What the hell's going on? I'm confuzzled?
2. A male being humped by Bob may be confuzzled.



2. Confuzzled

A heightened state of bewilderment and puzzlement, usually caused by the individual in question not understanding the situation or conversation.

"Oh my GOD, this is so confuzzling"


3. Confuzzled

A slang term of the word 'confused'.

Mike: "So are you?"
TJ: "Am I what?"
Mike: "Going out with her?"
TJ: "Her who? I dunno what you're talking about... I's confuzzled!"

Dear Diary.........is this a man problem???? My reaction is always I plead the 5th, huh? wha? I have no idea what you are talking about...

If you want to know what a man wants.....ask him directly!!! If he can't give you a straight answer....then its back to Plan B which involves rice crispies treats with teflon undercoating!!!

Dear Diaryness ....

I know you'll say GO !!
but I donno ...
I got invited out to dinner tonight with some other females (the lady i get my weed off invited me out on like a lady night thinger ), I have never been invited on a girls night out , I dont have girl friends , or boyfriends...
being the hermit that I am ...myself is saying , "nah you'll sit there an watch them talk and feel funny and out of place "...
soooo
thats todays delema , I know your gonna say GO!! but I donno.?..

Dear Diary.....go out, even for a little while, maybe you might have fun????

If your time isnt going to well, excuse yourself and say you have an early day tomorrow....

Btw......dinner???? In a real restaurant???? with cute waiters??????

Dear Purple ...

I say GO as well... what is the worst that could happen ?... crap you might even have fun ... RIGHT ?>....

OMG!!!! FUN??????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actually theres a weird lil chinese restauraunt out here ,
"The West Hill Cafe "
no , probebly one waitress , one old chinaman cook ...
I'm stressin ..I know shez gonna phone me an ask again ..soon , her an her husband know how much of a hermit I am ..
i'm skeeerd of peeps....

AND ... God forbid ... like gypsy said the waiters may be cute .. lmao .. not as cute as me , BUT ... what the hell eh ?.. LMAO

Dear Diary.....purple is skeeeeeeeeered of peeps she already knows.....interesting......hmmmm since she is your weed girl.....think of it as a business dinner......ya gotta be nice to your biz partners to get the best business if ya know what I mean????

btw who is buying????

Yeah a business dinner , yah thats it ... what she said ... lol...
good point ... I left me wallet in my other hockey pants lmao ...

Dear Diary..........cheapskate!!!

dEAR dIARY......do you ever wonder what Mike and Van do for a living???? What is their day job???? Or do they just stare at the computer all day and "watch" us???!!!

I only know her , and one of the girls lives on there property and our kids went to school together , I was scared of family when we would have a family thing at a restuaruant which we didnt many times weddings , funerals , I feel WEIRD around people..not my kids , but EVERYONE ELSE
of course I'm payin for my own ((if I went)), its dutch treat.
I would have to decide , and figure out what to feed kids before i go , might have to go to town to get somethin donno , i'm a mental case when it comes to people stuff ...

I am not sure what they do ...probebly computer stuff , Vanchau has a fair ammount of respect in the computer world from what I have herd though.

Dear Diary......is purple skeeeeeeeeeeeered of me too???

Ok, well, if you do decide to go, its like stepping out of your box.....it may be what you need.....oh and be back by 11:30 pm cause thats when I get home!!!

any who ,
I get rashes when it comes to people stuff ...
itchy ...
wont be long an I'll be to rashy to go any where!

actually Gypsy , I dont think you scare me ... I have a sister and a few cousins and 2 aunts that dont scare me , and 3 friends in Alberta from my teen years that are still good friends and dont scare me..