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Dear gypsy, reply back to rios "do you like" by saying "no thanks, but when you can ejaculate into your own mouth, hey give me a call."
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 well I already blocked him........and apparantly my lipgloss shot is an international sign for IM facials!!!! me did not know this 
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LMAO @ poor Gypsy ..... takes all kinds my friend ...
Dear Journal ... Thanks Slow for the beers and popcorn , but I will take just the beers ... popcorn makes me PHAT... LMAO |
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Dear diary.......I have to get ready for work........see ya in a bit!!!
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My girlfreind likes it in her ear. Every time I try to stick it in her mouth she turns her head.
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 Dear Big D, I have finally lowered myself to a azzheads level... I told a guy on another site that I would meet him just so i could knock his azz out!!!  Tell me why couldnt i just block him after the first 20 IMs he sent but nnnooooo!!! 
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Anyone want some hot nuts
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SOMEBODY got me in the mood for MUFFINS.......
 I went to make some ........  I keep my baking stuff in a giant rubber made bin ...  guess what??  guests in the baking goods........  the those WORMIE THINGIES !!! and moths to , they must turn onto moths .. . THEY GOT INTO MY BAKING STUFFFZZZ.....   EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! |
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<------sing "Oh have you seen the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man" lmaoooooooooooooo
GF.......ya need to throw out all packaged goods!!!! Weve all been there!!!!
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ooohhhh nooooo not again purple!!
Freakin things! You have more bug problems than anyone I know! |
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fumigation!!!! cost me about $100 a few years ago for fleas!!!
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dear diary,
really sorry to hear about the fleas. hope your muffins' recovered by now!! munching chips.... (pass the dip?) |
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hahaha uh oh!!!! NOT THE DIP!!!!!
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GOING BUGGY !!
BUGG EYED BUGGERED ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWW!!! i THOUGHT MY BAKING STUFF WAS SAFE AN SOUND IN ITS RUBBERMADE BIN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM , NOT!! THOUGHT WRONG , ONCE AGAIN !! WELL !!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! <<<<<<<GERMAO PHOEBE BUGGA PHOEBE SCRUBBIN EVERY THING !! PUT IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OUT SIDE TO THROW OUT AND RETRIEVE CONTAINERS AN WASHING STUFF OH MY EVERY THING ON THAT SIDE OF THE ROOM IS GETTIN A BATH NOW!! JEEEZUZ !! WHY ARENT THE SPIDERS EATIN THE WORMS !! HUH!!// HUH !!????? |
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Dear Diary,
i used to have to wash my kittie daily...gf was allergic |
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<------SENDS PURPLE HER 2 BATTLE CATS TO EAT THE SPIDERS!!!!
you know what was funny? Last night my cat was looking at something on my bed and pouncing on it, and Im thinking omg a spider......you know how they see things......well nothing!!! He was playing with a piece of fluff......I tore open my bed looking for spidey and he was playing with fluff!!!! Hmmmmmmmm me thinks he needs toys!!!
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So purple those worms are the larva of the moths so ya have to get rid of all of them to....and probably they have already laid eggs in anything in your cupboard that is flour based
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something ran across my face the other night as soon as i turned of my tv ....
I scream daily ..... and i dont even have a man..... something wrong with this picture... |
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LOL ...I used to have a cat that loved to eat spiders! and I think the little bit of poison in the spiders got my cat high! I think my cat was a spider addict JMO!
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Dear Diary,
spiders won't do it. you need lizards for those puppies. but then what do you do when the lizards run amok? |
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