OMG!!

Dear Diary:
This has gone way beyond Creepy!!...Please call an exorcist!!
LMAO

((((((((Purple)))))))))

Dear Diary.......why is purple crying??? Is it that muslim again??? Let me at him!!!!

Dear Diary.......damn why is Romeo looking at me like that???

{{{{{{Purple}}}}}}

It will get better...

I just feel like the toilet papaer on the bottom of the shoe..

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the tp on the bottom of the shoe........the no name scratchy itchy brand????

ya the crappy dirty piece of toilet paper trailing along ...such a nasty waste...

Dear Diary.....why don't I have long hair like purples??? I bet she never wakes up with unicorn hair!!!

<-----trades the toilet paper on the shoe for her hair!!!

Dear Diary

Gypsy still scaring the living sh!t outta me




Ok Purple whose legs ya want me to break???

Dear Diary.......tell Romeo to looking deeply into my yellow eyes!!!!

Oh boy

Dear Diary.......my eyes are exactly the same colour as that devil baby.....hmmmmmmm

What both of you wear contacts?

you probebly dont get the tangle ball from hell , some times I wake up an the little one has been squirreling up the hair he goes for my hair many times through out the day , its his woobie , /security blanket it drives me mental , its like a fetish , I cut it all off when he was about 5 months old he has always gone for the hair , put it in a pony tail ? he goes for the neck hair ....
hez a bit of a handful probebly the lil straw that broke the camels back this mornin ..probebly find it hard to believe but hez pretty mean to me alot of the time , its hard to know what to do ...and along with EVERYTHING else ...
I need a break ...cleaned ALOT yesterday got it sparkling clean ...guess what I need to do today...its like a wave...came through here..
an then every thing else..
I'm tired.

No I dont wear contacts!!!! But I think the baby does!!!

Dear Diary.....I too had a devil baby.....hard to believe I spawned such a creature but he turned out to be a hilarious teen!!!! One of the few ppl who can really make me have a belly laugh!!!

Ohhhhhh dirty, wrecked house.......pfffffft you did youre duty yesterday and oh hey!!! do you know the clean up song??? I think Barney sang it......oh I used to sing that song and he would start singing it and we would clean up the mess together......or another one......its not really a song but music........like fast forward music.....made him crazy and still does.....try to get him to put everything in his toy box in 60 seconds and when the music stops then he has to have everything in the box and he gets a treat!!

darling bar,, where the hell did the diary go?

Hey Purple ...

Dear Journal ...

I remember the woobie blanket ... LOL... Oh my GOD I am old ... lmao ..

ya , worth a try , do you think the teens will go along with that to? x3 REMEMBER........lil buggers ....

Dear Diary......I dont care about the pulling the hair!!! I still want her hair!!!!