purple need a wine truck???

ya I will lie down in the parking lot an wait.....

Eeyore voice........I hear it now!!!

oh...ya I got a case of the eeyores

Dear Diary.......where is christopher robin when you need him?????

Hmmmm I guess you have to settle for Tigger!!!

oh TIGGER is my FAVORITE !!
just tell that rabbit to stay away from me !

ohhhhhhhhh that whimpy rabbit.......is his name rabbit???? ya he kinda freaks me out too......

Here so you dont haveta go all the way to jokes..

Just saying HI!!!

You've been hit by the

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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE HOMELESS HOOKERS THAN THE GODDESSES WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO .

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE
SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8.. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE 'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

Rabbits name is Rabbit , yup , alot of thought put into that one...

thats cute catch.......

awww shucks..lost my tail again

Rabbit is such an old woman !!.... grouchy bunny...lol..
Tigger is sooooooo cute .. an bouncy!
bouncy trouncy pouncy fun fun fun FUN FUN !...........

hahahaha omg purple you need to steal her pic of eeyore!!!!!

Im just bouncing around like tigger.......annoying the hell out of everyone!!!!

Hahaha omg catch that was priceless........oh and sooooooooo ummmmm true!!!!

rabbit isnt a woman!!! rabbit is a male......I looked at his man part!!!!

but Rabbit ACTS like an old woman......

weird.......I couldnt get into the diary.......I had to leave the site and come back and and and omg ok everything is fine now!!!!

Dear Diary.......wow I can drink fast!!!

Dear Diary,
Why did Mike and Van just punish Gypsy and I?

bla......

Me too!! I could go other places on here..

did we get punished???? were there whipping cream and chocolate involved????

top is made out of rubber and the bottom is made outta springs