Dear Diary.......I think Im gonna have a drink and party like a rock star!!!

Dear D,
I would like a screaming orgasm instead of sex on the beach plzzz

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

<------SPITS OUT DRINK ON MONITOR!!!!!!!!

Hey! Stop that, it's alcohol abuse!

Hawaii I so wanna go back! I never saw any snow the entire time I was there! It was great!

Once I get over the 3 month period in my new position, I am gonna book it somewhere hot too!!!!

ooooooooooh I would like a screaming orgasm to please!!

Aren't they yummmy!!!

Hmmmmm and cabana boys!!!!! serving those screaming orgasms!!!

Dear diary

Please sign me up for one of what catchme and purple are hsving..

dear diary,, have we figured out who eye im supposed to dot for creating this f*cked up place called a world yet?

Dear Diary,

My booty keeps following me everywhere I go. I just can't seem to lose it!

Dear Diary.........I laughed my azzzzzzzzzzzzz off many years ago!!!!

Looks in!!!

Dear diary,
too many wild women in here!!!

Dear Diary,
Had a great meeting. Danielle was there. Little kid was talking the whole meeting. This time it wasn't, "Don't worry I can hollar louder than him" when the mother was apologizing for her little son talking through the whole meeting but, "Take him out and whip him till he bleeds." I am thinking we might have to make a new modification to the preamble to include, "identity or lack of an identity". Danielle was proud that he bought the new car instead of buying drugs with it. Since his last relapse with the haladol, adavant and red hash he has made it clean for two weeks. He thinks buying the car might help him in his recovery. I have been telling him to give himself a break from the drugs so his head can atleast clear a little. I, personally think he has balls to call himself Danielle. Some have taking to calling him Dan. To me it seems like a good compromise between Daniel and Danielle. The while fingernail polish on the finger nails and toe nails seems to look better on him than the pink. I didn't notice any pink lipstick on him this time. I think his mom seems to be more proud of him this time when he drove her to the meeting. He seems to be a good challenge to all the red necks at the meeting. Most seem to address him as Danielle atleast during the meeting since that he wants to go by. I think he is having a real struggle with labels. I guess time will tell.

Dear Diary......I think I see our first victim...I mean cabana boy now!!!

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
caabana fo-fana.....

Dear diary,

Where? I dont see him......

lol Dear Diary.......when the current events ppl get bored they become cabana boys.......interesting!!!

BRING OUT THE DANCING SPEEDO BOYS!!!

Dear diary,
I need a pair of Hawaiian print speedos!!

uhhhh we don't care if they are hawaiian print or not......we just want our drinks!!