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And of course Gypsy is the first to answer
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wow thanks BigSexy
 Dear Diary, Tell Purple placing moth balls in the corners of her house might help keep the spiders away thanks |
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The women are quick tonight
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just say paranoid here ,,{{looks around checks hair , jumps up an does the spider dance....}}
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa ewwwwwwwwwwww 
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Mike....did you bet your friend that I would be the first to respond???
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Wake up that cat purple and make it do its job
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I LOVE the spider dance....hahahahaha...when someone walks through a web..it's the epileptic, electic shock, soft shoe stomp from hell..
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I just know theres at LEAST 8 eyes on me around here somewhere now......
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No Gypsy
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 hair spray put one of those lil tubes you get with WD40 on it & a lighter!!! 
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I think the Spider may have taken Purple away...It probably took her smokes too
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oh catch , knowin my luck i'd burn myself to a crisp...
an the spiders would have a nice home cooked meal...
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yikes
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I think I am going to wrap myself in my blankie super shield !!
 an my teddiez will protect me ,,better then the cat ever will ......
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Big sends purple an anti spider bong!!!!
Just one puff And they disappear!!!!
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Dear Diary......I will prolly get a big letter from Mike and Van because I can't behave....
 Will you miss me when Im gone???
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Don't ya dare leave us woman or i'll add some of my special pills that i had to take last night to your bday cake i'm bringing over
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ya well.....I won't leave if I dont have too.....but again ppl talking ****, and Im defending myself.....
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 don't like people talking **** about my friends
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Dont worry Gypsy!!
Hes just a bag-o-wind!! Snob if you will. The world would be better if they opened the door and kicked his ass off the planet!!
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