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I was so pissed off after arguing with my girlfriend last night.
When she went to bed, I sneaked into the kitchen and tightened every jar and bottle in the cupboard. 
My girlfriend thinks I drink too much because I'm bored; says I need to get a hobby. So I got one of those home brewing kits. 
The wife was showing off her new knee-length boots. "Oooh," she said, "nice and tight. I feel like I'm wearing my own skin." "That's no surprise," I said, glancing at the box, "they're made of pig's leather." 
Mary had a little lamb She also had a bear I've often seen her little lamb But I've never seen her bare. 
Theres currently a sale on tennis balls down my local sports shop. It's first come, first serve. This electrical circuit building competition is really coming down to the wire. 
Bill Gates is making Harvey Price a part of Microsoft's production team. Apparently they need the new instalment version of windows clean. 
AND FINALLY: I tried to log in on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch A Sketch and I don't own an iPad. Also, I'm out of vodka. 
 
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