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| Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 9 | |
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Dear Imaginary Bartender
I need sex on the beach along with two slice of peach IslandGurl .... |
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 Life Is Good (sure wish I would have thought to put that on a t-shirt a few years ago) |
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Sex Tips
For husbands & wives from 1894 By Ruth Smythers The wise wife will allow him to pull the gown Up no farther than the waist ,and only permit Him to open the front of his pajamas to thus Make connection . She will be absolutely silent or babble about her Housework while he is huffing and puffing away Above all,she will lie perfectly still and never Under any circumstances grunt or groan while the Act is in progress. |
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Kiss, we need to talk.
I may be rusty, but I think I may have some pointers 
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Sex Tips For husbands & wives from 1894 By Ruth Smythers The wise wife will allow him to pull the gown Up no farther than the waist ,and only permit Him to open the front of his pajamas to thus Make connection . She will be absolutely silent or babble about her Housework while he is huffing and puffing away Above all,she will lie perfectly still and never Under any circumstances grunt or groan while the Act is in progress. That's hot. Nothing like a little housework talk in the middle of it all. "And then I scrubbed the baseboards ..but I couldn't get the Chocolate milk stain out of Susie's dress...but I did iron your shirt...VACUUM CLEANER!!" 
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Sex Tips For husbands & wives from 1894 By Ruth Smythers The wise wife will allow him to pull the gown Up no farther than the waist ,and only permit Him to open the front of his pajamas to thus Make connection . She will be absolutely silent or babble about her Housework while he is huffing and puffing away Above all,she will lie perfectly still and never Under any circumstances grunt or groan while the Act is in progress. That's hot. Nothing like a little housework talk in the middle of it all. "And then I scrubbed the baseboards ..but I couldn't get the Chocolate milk stain out of Susie's dress...but I did iron your shirt...VACUUM CLEANER!!" 
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What just happened?
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What just happened? |
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That's hot. Nothing like a little housework talk in the middle of it all. "And then I scrubbed the baseboards ..but I couldn't get the Chocolate milk stain out of Susie's dress...but I did iron your shirt...VACUUM CLEANER!!" It was the ironing part that did you in, huh?
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You rock! That is all.
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Edited by
esebulldog
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Wed 01/25/12 05:57 PM
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That's hot. Nothing like a little housework talk in the middle of it all. "And then I scrubbed the baseboards ..but I couldn't get the Chocolate milk stain out of Susie's dress...but I did iron your shirt...VACUUM CLEANER!!" It was the ironing part that did you in, huh? gosh darnit girl you can read me like a guy reads an instruction manual. i was thinking vacuum cleaner, but whatever you say, tia |
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Milf is not it my aka so stop calling me that !
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dear mumford and sons,
thank you. thank you. thank you. i love you. love, b. |
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If you're wondering if I want you to ... I want you to.
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no, i dont want to!
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Bastard!!
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that's mr. bastard!
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Mr. Bastard!!
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better...
now i might! |
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