A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of
him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even
though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating
through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and
honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her
chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone
and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The
officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took
her to the police station where she was searched, finger
printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk
where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal
effects.

He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake.
You see, I pulled up behind your car while you
were blowing your horn, flipping off
the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose
Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School'
bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on
the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car! ! ! ! ! '

not funny..