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| Topic: The Ash and Mike show - part 2 | |
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Hola.
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..why in the unholy... I keep getting emails from chicks from foreign countries saying the most random and strange crap. "Hi you to handsome. Want friends me? Hit me up my yahoo msngr ill give yours to me." What in the name of Mary does that even mean!?! You'll give mine to yourself? o.O Eh, lemme know how that works out for you.. Since I ain't got one. "Hey babe. You look really good. Want to be friends and maybe it can lead to something else? Message me back." Lead to something else? Even if I was single and interested.. There is NO WAY in gumballs I'm moving to Germany. ..and this one.. decipher this for me, before I send it to a scientist or to one of those terrorist alert organizations: "hi2b hw ru wt 2 ct i sw ur prf n lk wt i sw i wd lv 2gt2 kw u" It's like freaking reading hieroglyphics..  and dude I tell you, her mails were much better than the ones you mentioned.
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Oh, and my favorite strange one: 'hi c u frm us do u lik goat? if so ht me up! ttyl xox" Do I lick goats?!?!?!?!?! O.O  Oh man.. wth... |
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Edited by
Ash36
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Mon 01/16/12 05:15 AM
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..that's probably the third worst illiterate sentence.. It literally took me ten minutes to figure it out. >.< But, uh, yeah... >.> Kinda don't need porn pics... <.< Mommy Mommy! This Mikey lad wont stop itching my butt 
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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? Apparently you don't if you need to ask?  
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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? Apparently you don't if you need to ask? I just wanted to know who used the shower curtain............ 
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So I like trying out weird random ****. I came across this meetup that's a "cuddle party" that's supposed to help people get over their fear of intimacy. They had pictures. It made a stag party seem legit. A cuddle party, with people you don't know? I don't have a fear of intimacy issue, however I do have a fear of germs and I'm claustrophobic that would be awful. |
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Atleast im not a nerd :D   |
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Edited by
Ash36
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Mon 01/16/12 08:16 AM
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Atleast im not a nerd :D   how about another kick? Ok ok just kiddin you know. Why is it you always take Mike's side? Duh, Atleast i got Audrey on my side |
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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? Apparently you don't if you need to ask? I just wanted to know who used the shower curtain............ |
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Edited by
Ash36
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Mon 01/16/12 08:18 AM
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Blah blah blah. My mouth works
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Atleast im not a nerd :D how about another kick? Ok ok just kiddin you know. Why is it you always take Mike's side? Duh, Atleast i got Audrey on my side I'm picking my own side, because I'm a nerd. |
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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? Apparently you don't if you need to ask? I just wanted to know who used the shower curtain............ baaaaaah i could still smell it 
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Now I want to be a nerd
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OK people time to get schitt done
...alright I'm saying it and I don't even buy it |
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Now I want to be a nerd erm, you don't want that |
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I'll buy that
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Ever saw a piggy's dick?
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Is it bigger than yours
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