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Topic: so these 2 guys walk into a bar...
Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Thu 01/12/12 11:02 AM
...and they've each got a black eye... The bartender asks the first guy. "What happened to you?" The first guy responds "I had a slight mishap of words with my wife.. You see, we were getting plane tickets, and the lady behind the terminal was REALLY big breasted and I accidentally said `Two pickets to titsburg please!' and I MEANT to say 'Two tickets to Pittsburgh!' and she hit me.." The bartender looks at the second guy and asks. "And you?" The second guy responds "I had a slight mishap of words also.. This morning, while I was eating breakfast, I meant to say 'Please pass the margarine' but instead, I accidentally said `You stupid b!tch, you ruined my life'..

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That was great

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lol.. Funny.

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