Team owner Tom Benson and General Manager Mickey Loomis had put
together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints.

The only thing missing was a good quarterback. Loomis had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a quarterback to ensure a Super Bowl victory.

One night while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan.

In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghani soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a window from 80 yards away. Then he threw another from 100 yards away and hit a camel.

"I've got to get this guy!" Loomis said to himself "He has the perfect arm!" He brought the young Afghan to the States and taught him the great game of football ...sure enough the Saints went on to win the Super Bowl.

The young Afghan was hailed as a hero of football, and when the coach asked him what he wanted, all the young man wanted to do was call his mother.

"Mom,"he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl.

"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You
deserted us and that cause. You are not my son."

"Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the son, "I've just won the greatest sporting event in the world!"

"No! Let me tell you," his mother retorts, "At this very moment there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

The old lady pauses then tearfully says, " I will never forgive you for making us move to New Orleans!"

oooh ouch lol

thats bad

damn that was bad but funny

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! That's HORRIBLE!!!