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Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 01/29/12 10:00 AM
hey my main manO. here's your flavor for today manOfewwords fireflysgirl Ese, ManO asked me to let you know he's taking the day off...I see I am toO late though.... Have you warned Firefly about ManO and his bevy of beautiful broads? BBB = Bevy of Beautiful Broads......I heard a rumor that after he lost his "little" black book he created an index file...a rolodex!!! Uses it like we do when we play "Spin the Bottle".....

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 01/29/12 10:05 AM
my main manO is so lovable a woman can be in the same room with just his picture and be satisfied. the most interesting man in the world from dos xx's looks up to manO. you should check out his sayings on the "were are all the texas people" thread. i'll see if i can gather them up and post them here

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 01/29/12 10:08 AM
manO says there are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. manO says bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy manO says "I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be" manO says once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her manO says women are like a pack of cards ... ... You need a heart to love her ... A diamond to marry her ... A club to smash her head in ... And a spade to bury the biotch manO says women are like fine wine. they all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache manO says women are like fish, more fun to catch while drinking manO says that beer contains female hormones, because after you drink two or three, you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullchit manO says women wear white on their wedding day so they will match the stove and fridge manO says a good woman will do 70 chores around the house: Cooking and 69 manO says women are like convertibles. they're both more fun with their top down manO says women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and they smell manO says never fall in love with a lady tennis player. to them, love means nothing manO says women close their eyes during sex because they can’t stand seeing a man have a good time manO says what are the two reasons why women don't mind their own business? 1) no mind. 2) no business. manO says a woman is like bluetooth, when you are next to her she stays connected, but when you go away she finds new devices manO says the best way to blind a woman is to put a windshield in front of her

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 01/29/12 10:09 AM
my main manO is so lovable a woman can be in the same room with just his picture and be satisfied. the most interesting man in the world from dos xx's looks up to manO. you should check out his sayings on the "were are all the texas people" thread. i'll see if i can gather them up and post them here Please do, inquiring minds want to knOw.....

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 01/29/12 10:12 AM
hey my main manO. here's your flavor for today manOfewwords fireflysgirl Ese, ManO asked me to let you know he's taking the day off...I see I am toO late though.... Have you warned Firefly about ManO and his bevy of beautiful broads? BBB = Bevy of Beautiful Broads......I heard a rumor that after he lost his "little" black book he created an index file...a rolodex!!! Uses it like we do when we play "Spin the Bottle"..... boy you got a big mouth

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 01/29/12 10:13 AM
my main manO is so lovable a woman can be in the same room with just his picture and be satisfied. the most interesting man in the world from dos xx's looks up to manO. you should check out his sayings on the "were are all the texas people" thread. i'll see if i can gather them up and post them here

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 01/29/12 10:14 AM
manO says there are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. manO says bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy manO says "I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be" manO says once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her manO says women are like a pack of cards ... ... You need a heart to love her ... A diamond to marry her ... A club to smash her head in ... And a spade to bury the biotch manO says women are like fine wine. they all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache manO says women are like fish, more fun to catch while drinking manO says that beer contains female hormones, because after you drink two or three, you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullchit manO says women wear white on their wedding day so they will match the stove and fridge manO says a good woman will do 70 chores around the house: Cooking and 69 manO says women are like convertibles. they're both more fun with their top down manO says women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and they smell manO says never fall in love with a lady tennis player. to them, love means nothing manO says women close their eyes during sex because they can’t stand seeing a man have a good time manO says what are the two reasons why women don't mind their own business? 1) no mind. 2) no business. manO says a woman is like bluetooth, when you are next to her she stays connected, but when you go away she finds new devices manO says the best way to blind a woman is to put a windshield in front of her So this is why you have not bothered to match this ManO person up with me!!!????????? Here, you earned this

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 01/29/12 10:15 AM
manO says there are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. manO says bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy manO says "I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be" manO says once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her manO says women are like a pack of cards ... ... You need a heart to love her ... A diamond to marry her ... A club to smash her head in ... And a spade to bury the biotch manO says women are like fine wine. they all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache manO says women are like fish, more fun to catch while drinking manO says that beer contains female hormones, because after you drink two or three, you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullchit manO says women wear white on their wedding day so they will match the stove and fridge manO says a good woman will do 70 chores around the house: Cooking and 69 manO says women are like convertibles. they're both more fun with their top down manO says women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and they smell manO says never fall in love with a lady tennis player. to them, love means nothing manO says women close their eyes during sex because they can’t stand seeing a man have a good time manO says what are the two reasons why women don't mind their own business? 1) no mind. 2) no business. manO says a woman is like bluetooth, when you are next to her she stays connected, but when you go away she finds new devices manO says the best way to blind a woman is to put a windshield in front of her

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 01/29/12 10:16 AM
manO says there are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. manO says bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy manO says "I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be" manO says once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her manO says women are like a pack of cards ... ... You need a heart to love her ... A diamond to marry her ... A club to smash her head in ... And a spade to bury the biotch manO says women are like fine wine. they all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache manO says women are like fish, more fun to catch while drinking manO says that beer contains female hormones, because after you drink two or three, you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullchit manO says women wear white on their wedding day so they will match the stove and fridge manO says a good woman will do 70 chores around the house: Cooking and 69 manO says women are like convertibles. they're both more fun with their top down manO says women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and they smell manO says never fall in love with a lady tennis player. to them, love means nothing manO says women close their eyes during sex because they can’t stand seeing a man have a good time manO says what are the two reasons why women don't mind their own business? 1) no mind. 2) no business. manO says a woman is like bluetooth, when you are next to her she stays connected, but when you go away she finds new devices manO says the best way to blind a woman is to put a windshield in front of her So this is why you have not bothered to match this ManO person up with me!!!????????? Here, you earned this you should be sO lucky

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 01/29/12 10:18 AM
oh sweet lovable leigh, this is only a small portion of the wisdom that is manO

ShannonMarie21 Joined Thu 02/17/11 Posts: 1169	Sun 01/29/12 10:18 AM
What the eff??? How come im never ManO's catch of the day????? Am I not good enough for ManO?? Hmmmmmmmpppppphhhhhhh

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 01/29/12 10:20 AM Edited by esebulldog on Sun 01/29/12 10:33 AM
What the eff??? How come im never ManO's catch of the day????? Am I not good enough for ManO?? Hmmmmmmmpppppphhhhhhh i was trying to save one for me

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 01/29/12 10:20 AM
What the eff??? How come im never ManO's catch of the day????? Am I not good enough for ManO?? Hmmmmmmmpppppphhhhhhh Maybe you should count you blessings Shannon!!!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 01/29/12 10:21 AM
oh sweet lovable leigh, this is only a small portion of the wisdom that is manO uhhh you better pair my up with shannon before she gets pissed

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 01/29/12 10:21 AM
manO says there are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. manO says bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy manO says "I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be" manO says once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her manO says women are like a pack of cards ... ... You need a heart to love her ... A diamond to marry her ... A club to smash her head in ... And a spade to bury the biotch manO says women are like fine wine. they all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache manO says women are like fish, more fun to catch while drinking manO says that beer contains female hormones, because after you drink two or three, you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullchit manO says women wear white on their wedding day so they will match the stove and fridge manO says a good woman will do 70 chores around the house: Cooking and 69 manO says women are like convertibles. they're both more fun with their top down manO says women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and they smell manO says never fall in love with a lady tennis player. to them, love means nothing manO says women close their eyes during sex because they can’t stand seeing a man have a good time manO says what are the two reasons why women don't mind their own business? 1) no mind. 2) no business. manO says a woman is like bluetooth, when you are next to her she stays connected, but when you go away she finds new devices manO says the best way to blind a woman is to put a windshield in front of her So this is why you have not bothered to match this ManO person up with me!!!????????? Here, you earned this you should be sO lucky I don't believe in luck....

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 01/29/12 10:22 AM
What the eff??? How come im never ManO's catch of the day????? Am I not good enough for ManO?? Hmmmmmmmpppppphhhhhhh Maybe you should count you blessings Shannon!!! you nO you're getting on my one nerve, don't you ?

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Sun 01/29/12 10:22 AM
So, are any of ese's matches working out?

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 01/29/12 10:22 AM
manO says there are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. manO says bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy manO says "I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be" manO says once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her manO says women are like a pack of cards ... ... You need a heart to love her ... A diamond to marry her ... A club to smash her head in ... And a spade to bury the biotch manO says women are like fine wine. they all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache manO says women are like fish, more fun to catch while drinking manO says that beer contains female hormones, because after you drink two or three, you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullchit manO says women wear white on their wedding day so they will match the stove and fridge manO says a good woman will do 70 chores around the house: Cooking and 69 manO says women are like convertibles. they're both more fun with their top down manO says women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and they smell manO says never fall in love with a lady tennis player. to them, love means nothing manO says women close their eyes during sex because they can’t stand seeing a man have a good time manO says what are the two reasons why women don't mind their own business? 1) no mind. 2) no business. manO says a woman is like bluetooth, when you are next to her she stays connected, but when you go away she finds new devices manO says the best way to blind a woman is to put a windshield in front of her So this is why you have not bothered to match this ManO person up with me!!!????????? Here, you earned this you should be sO lucky I don't believe in luck.... that's good cos you're running out of it

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 01/29/12 10:23 AM
So, are any of ese's matches working out? yes, I'm in love with most of the women on this site

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 01/29/12 10:23 AM
What the eff??? How come im never ManO's catch of the day????? Am I not good enough for ManO?? Hmmmmmmmpppppphhhhhhh Maybe you should count you blessings Shannon!!! you nO you're getting on my one nerve, don't you ? You can't get pizzed unless you are emotionally invested....You realize this, don't yOu?