I am going to head to bed. Have a great night, Tom.

Yeah ok Marie. That's right. Leave me here on my own with no one to talk to.

Goodnight. Sleep well.

Geez. I'm back. Happy now?

You only just caught me. I was about to slit my wrists.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's get some fun started in here.

can sum one make me laugh please

What's wrong hbb?
I guess I could do a virtual stripptease. That normally gets people laughing.

TOM!!!

If you saw my striptease Marie, You'd laugh as well.

I doubt it.

hi tom

my dog got hit by a car and killed

Sorry to hear it, HBB.

about an hour and a half ago

thanks marie

That sucks. I know that it isn't much, but I am sorry.

I'd say have a stiff drink, but you're still too young to drink alcohol over there at the moment aren't you.

See if this cheers you up.

An unconscious man was taken into the Emergency Room of the towns general hospital with the suction pipe of a vacuum cleaner stuck in his rectum.
A Police detective asked the doctor after 24 hours observation how the man was doing.
The doctor replied,
We’ve managed to extricate the suction hose and the patient is picking up.”

You ain't seen my costume Marie.

Dress as a fireman, Tom.

Admit it Marie. You'd just want to play with my hose pipe wouldn't you?

I am a simple, simple woman. Tom.

Yeah. And I'm The new James Bond.


OK. I'm gonna call it a night.

See ya'all later.

Night, Tom.