Topic: Toms Weekend Roll Call II
needagoodlaugh's photo
Sun 08/05/07 08:36 AM
I'm going to go and try to get some sleep. Be back later.

Miss me, damn it!!!laugh laugh laugh

GreenEyedHippieChick's photo
Sun 08/05/07 08:42 AM
here she comes....
... boogity, boogity, .....


..laugh
(o)(o)
..).o.(
(_v_)

There she goes..
..... boogity, boogity....




"(_(_)"


AND, She ain't wearin' NO CLOTHES...............

someone2hold's photo
Sun 08/05/07 08:51 AM
have a good nap Needa' (do you think it will help with the loopy thing?) laugh

Hello HippyChick flowerforyou

uk1971's photo
Sun 08/05/07 09:13 AM
(((flowerforyou hippyflowerforyou ))) Long time no hear. :wink: laugh

HangedMan's photo
Sun 08/05/07 09:45 AM
In the spirit of Hippiechick's post i thought i'd add this,




...Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the super market
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here he come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...

[Chorus:]
Here he comes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
There he goes, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
And he ain't wearin' no clothes
Oh yes, they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek
Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique...

This is your action news reporter once again
And we're here at the gas station
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...I was just in here gettin' my tires checked
And he just appeared out of the traffic
Come streakin' around the grease rack there
Didn't have nothing on but a smile
I looked in there and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink
I hollered...Don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already been mooned
Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers

[Chorus]

He ain't rude, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He ain't lewd, boogie-dy, boogie-dy
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh yes, they call him the streak
He likes to turn the other cheek
He's always making the news
Wearin' just his tennis shoes
Guess you could call him unique...

Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym
Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?
Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there
To get Ethel a snow cone
Here he come right our of the cheap seats
Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court
Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's
Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand
I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel
It was too late...She'd already got a free shot
Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team

Here he comes...look...who's that with him?
Ethel, is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you're doing?
You get your clothes on!

Ethel, where you going?
Ethel, you shameless hussy
Say it isn't so Ethel
Ethel..................

uk1971's photo
Sun 08/05/07 10:27 AM
Hey Hanged drinker drinker drinker drinker

no photo
Sun 08/05/07 10:29 AM
Hanged, great post, I actually have some Ray Stevens

Tom, how's it going today??

Katertots37's photo
Sun 08/05/07 10:36 AM
*sneaks in and smacks Mike because i'm bored*









(((((((((((((((((((Tom)))))))))))))))

uk1971's photo
Sun 08/05/07 10:53 AM
(((flowerforyou katerflowerforyou )))

Thanks for slapping Mike laugh I would have done it but he's bigger than me.bigsmile

Katertots37's photo
Sun 08/05/07 11:00 AM
laugh i'll do your light work for ya tom

uk1971's photo
Sun 08/05/07 11:18 AM
Just as long as the light doesn't go out. :wink: laugh laugh laugh

Greyhound's photo
Sun 08/05/07 11:29 AM
sad I'M BOREDsad

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Sun 08/05/07 11:46 AM
Kater that hurtsad

uk1971's photo
Sun 08/05/07 11:46 AM
Hi BORED. I'm Tom. :tongue: bigsmile

Katertots37's photo
Sun 08/05/07 11:54 AM
I'm sorry Mike, but voices kept telling me too..i was honestly trying to fight them off but something took over

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Sun 08/05/07 11:57 AM
Katers, I guess that means your feeling better...but if your gonna smack me put down the beer firstlaugh

Katertots37's photo
Sun 08/05/07 12:01 PM
laugh at least today i'm feeling good..except for the past 2 nights i haven't sleptyawn

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Sun 08/05/07 12:12 PM
No sleep isn't too bad. I rarely sleep...But pain thats a whole different thingflowerforyou

Katertots37's photo
Sun 08/05/07 12:14 PM
laugh no sleep is bad when you've got 3 boys yelling at each other

uk1971's photo
Sun 08/05/07 12:34 PM
Sleep is a dirty five lettered word that I know very little about.:tongue: