I got a 2012 community calendar from the local government people. So, I'm looking through the months, and there's a row of coupons along the bottom of each page. And I find this:

5 cents Extra
On Copper & Brass

3 cents Extra
On All Aluminum

Reclycing Center

I'm gonna call them if I ever get into reclycing. Whatever that is.

that's when you start riding a bicycle....again..

The rumor is you never forget how....??

but you do lose the energy

I have a Tricycle you can Recycle!!

I think that should be triclycle. I hope I never have to try to pronounce that. It probably sounds like a dangerous chemical compound.

You should see our new full colour brochure for our bottled water company. Most of the pix look pretty good....till you get to the two kids holding glasses full of neon green swamp water and smiling like idiots. Then the picture on the bottom of a one gallon jug where the water is brown.

Knowing damned well that it came from our HQ...I have been merciless.

"Who the hell proofed these pictures and said "Let's go with swamp green and sludge brown!"?

"We had 45,000 of these things printed up and no one noticed? Did ya'll do it on a Commadore 64?"

"It looks like those were filtered through my socks and underwear"

My managers just smile and grin.....The upper echelon try to ignore me and change the subject.

Attention to detail is a dying art.

More and more....

After I posted this topic, I started looking through the calendar some more. There's another coupon that says:

PC Repairs

Virus Removal

Wireless network setup

Data recovery & Transfer

Windows -- Linus -- Mac


I think Charles Schulz would appreciate this.

How did my name get into your calander?? That freaks me out. LOL