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| Topic: ~~~~~"Man0 Land"~~~~~~ enter at your own risk.... - part 4 | |
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f a girl laughs, she's a jolly person, 
if a man laughs, he's manner less. 
If a girl talks, she's a witty person, if a man talks, he's a chatterbox. If a girl is silent, she is serious, if a man is silent, he is dull. If a girl looks at a man, she gives him a glare, 
if a man looks at a girl, he gives her a stare. 
If a girl wears something different, it is fashion. 
If a man wears something different, he is a joker. 
If it is a girl's group, it is company. 
If it is a men's group, it is a gang. 
Yep, it truly IS a woman's world!!! 
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Nice creation i liked it
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No need to think more coz am very shy guy
Yes Sachin, that comes across loud and clear... 
But its true anyways am new here will you be my girlfriend 
Let me think about it sweet pea...I'll check out your profile and get back to you  In the mean time, would you like to help me pull this thread? It's a fabulous place to work, all the hot cougars work here!! We do it cause we LOVE ManO!!!!...
Mornin ((((Boone))))!!  Did you come to save me??!!!????
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Nice creation i liked it
I thought you might.... 
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How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.
1. Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out 6. Take ATM Card out 7. Drive away How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM 1. Park the car 2. Check makeup 3. Turn off engine 4. Check makeup 5. Go to ATM 6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7. Insert card 8. Hit Cancel 9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it 10. Insert card 11. Enter PIN 12. Take cash 13. Go to car 14. Check makeup 15. Start car 16. Stop car 17. Run back to ATM 18. Take ATM card 19. Back to car 20. Check makeup 21. Start car 22. Check makeup 23. Drive for 1/2 mile 24. Release handbrake 25. Drive
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No need to think more coz am very shy guy
Yes Sachin, that comes across loud and clear...
But its true anyways am new here will you be my girlfriend
Let me think about it sweet pea...I'll check out your profile and get back to you In the mean time, would you like to help me pull this thread? It's a fabulous place to work, all the hot cougars work here!! We do it cause we LOVE ManO!!!!...
Mornin ((((Boone))))!! Did you come to save me??!!!????
Save well am not a thief and am not going to steal ur heart hun 
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How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM. 1. Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out 6. Take ATM Card out 7. Drive away How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM 1. Park the car 2. Check makeup 3. Turn off engine 4. Check makeup 5. Go to ATM 6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse 7. Insert card 8. Hit Cancel 9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it 10. Insert card 11. Enter PIN 12. Take cash 13. Go to car 14. Check makeup 15. Start car 16. Stop car 17. Run back to ATM 18. Take ATM card 19. Back to car 20. Check makeup 21. Start car 22. Check makeup 23. Drive for 1/2 mile 24. Release handbrake 25. Drive
Personally, I don't mess with ATM's, I just use my sugar daddy's debit card!!! Saves time!!!
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Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? They blink together,
They move together, they cry together, they see things together and They sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. . . . . . . . But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the other remains open... 
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And {YOUR MONEY}!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Personally, I don't mess with ATM's, I just use my sugar daddy's debit card!!! Saves time!!!
Sugar Daddy ??
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Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….
1 No 2 I want time 3 I have always seen u as a friend 4 I already have a boy friend 5 We should concentrate on studies 6 You don't know me properly and its only infatuation. Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… ….. 1 Yes 2 Yes 3 Yes 4 Yes 5 Yes 6 Yes This proves that guys r better humans that girls and they believe more in spreading love
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Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed………. 1 No 2 I want time 3 I have always seen u as a friend 4 I already have a boy friend 5 We should concentrate on studies 6 You don't know me properly and its only infatuation. Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… ….. 1 Yes 2 Yes 3 Yes 4 Yes 5 Yes 6 Yes This proves that guys r better humans that girls and they believe more in spreading love
Out of this whole post, you got one thing right.....Guys DO believe in SPREADING the love!!!
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Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed………. 1 No 2 I want time 3 I have always seen u as a friend 4 I already have a boy friend 5 We should concentrate on studies 6 You don't know me properly and its only infatuation. Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… ….. 1 Yes 2 Yes 3 Yes 4 Yes 5 Yes 6 Yes This proves that guys r better humans that girls and they believe more in spreading love
Out of this whole post, you got one thing right.....Guys DO believe in SPREADING the love!!!
Women call that SPREADING the BULLCHIT......
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Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed………. 1 No 2 I want time 3 I have always seen u as a friend 4 I already have a boy friend 5 We should concentrate on studies 6 You don't know me properly and its only infatuation. Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… ….. 1 Yes 2 Yes 3 Yes 4 Yes 5 Yes 6 Yes This proves that guys r better humans that girls and they believe more in spreading love
Out of this whole post, you got one thing right.....Guys DO believe in SPREADING the love!!!
Women call that SPREADING the BULLCHIT......
Feel the love hun 
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THREE IMPORTANT LAWS :-
lσvє cαи иєiтнєя bє cяєαтєd иσя bє dєรтяσyєd, σиly iт cαи тяαиรfєя fяσм σиє giяlfяiєиd тσ αиσтнєя giяlfяiєиd wiтн รσмє lσรร σf мσиєy. fiяรт lαw: α bσy iи lσvє wiтн α giяl, cσитiиυє тσ bє iи lσvє wiтн нєя αиd α giяl iи lσvє wiтн α bσy, cσитiиυє тσ bє iи lσvє wiтн нiм, υитill σи υиlєรร αиy єxтєяиαl αgєит(bяσтнєя σя fαтнєя σf тнє gαl) cσмєร iитσ ρlαy αиd bяєαk тнє lєgร σf тнє bσy. รєcσиd lαw: тнє яαтє σf cнαиgє σf iитєиรiтy σf lσvє σf α giяl тσwαяdร α bσy iร diяєcтly ρяσρσятiσиαl тσ тнє iиรтαитαиєσυร bαиk bαlαиcє σf тнє bσy αиd тнє diяєcтiσи σf тнiร lσvє iร รαмє тσ αร iиcяєαмєит σя dєcяєαмєит σf тнє bαиk bαlαиcє. тнiяd lαw: тнє fσяcє αρρliєd wнilє ρяσρσรiиg α giяl by α bσy iร єqυαl αиd σρρσรiтє тσ тнє fσяcє αρρliєd by тнє giяl wнilє υรiиg нєя รαиdαlร . |
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Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed………. 1 No 2 I want time 3 I have always seen u as a friend 4 I already have a boy friend 5 We should concentrate on studies 6 You don't know me properly and its only infatuation. Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… ….. 1 Yes 2 Yes 3 Yes 4 Yes 5 Yes 6 Yes This proves that guys r better humans that girls and they believe more in spreading love
Out of this whole post, you got one thing right.....Guys DO believe in SPREADING the love!!!
Women call that SPREADING the BULLCHIT......
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Vacancy for the post of Girl Friend
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below. Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered) Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required. Age : 18-80 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives / Total gross ( Monthly ) : · 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones) · bike rides each duration 1 hour · trips to National Highways · Ice-creams/ Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days · Daily Provision of Burger/Pizza/drinks worth Rs. 10 /- · 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends) · Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense) A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper. Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining. The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend) Plz NOTE: 1. Only females. 2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply. 3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions. 
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Vacancy for the post of Girl Friend Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below. Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered) Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required. Age : 18-80 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.
Perks and incentives / Total gross ( Monthly ) : · 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones) · bike rides each duration 1 hour · trips to National Highways · Ice-creams/ Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days · Daily Provision of Burger/Pizza/drinks worth Rs. 10 /- · 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends) · Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense) A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper. Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining. The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend) Plz NOTE: 1. Only females. 2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply. 3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.
Just here to pick up an application...I'll take it home and fill it out there.... That is, if I can find a pen that works...In the meantime, don't stop interviews, it may take me awhile to complete the application because there are several ahead of yours....Thanks!!!!
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