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What's the best light bulb joke you've got? Here's my fav...
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in, one to video tape it, and one to say: Duuuude, that was TOTALLY SICK BRO!!! |
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Figures...coming from someone in CO...lol
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Screw it...we'll drink in the dark! (BTW...I don't wanna hear it...I'm Irish...lol) |
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My roommate...just told me a wicked good one...
How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. I'll sit in the dark. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me.. |
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one...but the bulb has got to want to be changed! |
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classic.
C'mon, I know there's more people with light bulb jokes than this. How many jugglers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but it takes at least three light bulbs. |
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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two-problem is getting them into the little glass bulb! |
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How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner. |
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb? Twenty-seven...ya gotta problem with that? |
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LOL
How many art students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but she gets two credits. Ohhhhh Art jokes...hahahaha One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb? |
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uhhmmm....one? But you already knew that, right?
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