it will not betray you, dismay, or enslave you.
it will set you free.
<3
hooray for irrelevant lyrics.

since i hang out roaming about the interwebs quite a lot i've noticed a certain type of people.
i doubt i'm the only one who has noticed,
but don't you notice the abundance of individuals who roam about the webs claiming they're geniuses of some sort?
now i'm sure there are some geniuses amongst us,
but i'm talking about the people who just copy and paste stuff.
the ones who do the google to back up all their claims.
you're not a genius.
you just know how to use a search engine.
i just get really annoyed when they pretend they know it all.
you know ****.
google's doing all the work for you.
no one likes the ****ing verbiage.
that goes for you too, b.
shut the **** up.
thanks.
have a nice day.
or night?
whatever it may be.

I think you miss what is really going on there,

some people handle stress that way I believe.

uh.
no.

Sorry I saw this title and automatically launched into:

"Exciting and new. Come aboard We're expecting.........."

Well, you certainly handle stress in a normal manner.

Crap, it's in my head now!

I am just waiting for the video to finish processing, for the 4th time. Keep noticing minor plate flaws.

I invented Google, and the interwebs.

i'm sure you did, dear.

See, the scary thing is that is that were true, I would probably walk up to you and say "Hi, I'm Terri" and tell you some of my bizarre theories on something and become fast friends and then YOU WOULD TELL ME THAT which is what I call "The Grand Reveal" because it happens to me all the freaking time. I stumble upon these people with huge freaking accomplishments. Oh well, you know how I love my brilliants and amazings.

Yes honey, eight inches. Uh huh..........

Eight inches....from the floor.

That's what i see on Myspace. Quotes from someone's brother from another mother. It's annoying reading them damn things over and over. You just think "You did not make that up. It's THAT quote i've seen ten million times before". Especially the ones about love or heartbreak. It gets old very quickly. What i call 'Tear my hair out' time.

You know what they say, "Opinions are like misplaced semi-colons. 'They' go fast, but 'they' don't last.

It'd be good if they could just come up with their own original ones from time to time. Reading the same ones, as bad as a revolving door.