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| Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 8 | |
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Edited by
ujGearhead
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Fri 01/20/12 01:01 AM
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Dear Aaron, You are always right about everything from relationships to real estate. Remind me that I need to listen to you. Every time I doubt your advice and don't listen, I screw up. Terri Then you should also believe me that all cats lie and they're all trying to kill us. For anybody who doesn't believe that, keep these typical kitty actions in mind..... Kneading on you- You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses. Excessive shoveling of kitty litter- After using the litter box,your cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room. This is practice for burying bodies! Staring contests- If you get caught in a staring contest with your cat, do not look away. Looking away will signal to your cat that your are weak and an attack is likely to follow. Bringing you dead animals- This isn't a gift. It's a warning! Throwing up grass- Through this painful feeding and purging process, cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat. Hiding in dark places and watching you- Your cat will often hide in order to study you in your natural habitat. Sleeping on your electronics- Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all communications to the outside world. Pawing at your face while you sleep- Cats aren't very good at smothering people, but this wont stop them from trying! Sprinting at light speed out of any room that you enter- When your cat does this, it's actually a failed ambush. |
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When you stated your opinion, you were expressing yourself.
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You're such a bed hog!
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You're such a bad dog! fixed it for ya 
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You're such a bad dog! fixed it for ya
I don't have a dog. |
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You're such a bad dog! fixed it for ya
I don't have a dog. yes you do, he lives in texas
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You're such a bad dog! fixed it for ya
I don't have a dog. yes you do, he lives in texas
Must be a boy dog. They're always runnin away. 
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You're such a bad dog! fixed it for ya
I don't have a dog. yes you do, he lives in texas
Must be a boy dog. They're always runnin away.
 (looks around for manO)
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I know where ManO is.......
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I know where ManO is.......
 if you say he's in your kitchen making you breakfast right now i will chit a cinder block
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We are legion
We do not forgive We do not forget Expect us |
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We are legion We do not forgive We do not forget Expect us 
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You're empty and have nothing to offer me.
Damn refrigerator. |
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You're empty and have nothing to offer me.
Damn refrigerator. |
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You're empty and have nothing to offer me.
Damn refrigerator. Im about to fire my fridge for not producing that chocolate mousse cake I've been craving. I don't know what the hold up is. |
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You're empty and have nothing to offer me.
Damn refrigerator. Im about to fire my fridge for not producing that chocolate mousse cake I've been craving. I don't know what the hold up is. 
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Dear Aaron, You are always right about everything from relationships to real estate. Terri |
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Dear men of Italy ..
Be prepared. I will be in your midst in your glorious country in a couple months. Mi favorite wine is anything kinda sweet and I love pesto. Just saying. Love ...me |
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Dear Aaron, You are always right about everything from relationships to real estate. Terri
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You're empty and have nothing to offer me.
Damn refrigerator. Im about to fire my fridge for not producing that chocolate mousse cake I've been craving. I don't know what the hold up is. anyone have a fridge worth breakin into
I do have leftover chicken and noodles in mine if you like that. Hahaha |
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