A Sunday school teacher seeking a "family oriented Christian god fearing woman" just wrote me saying how he loved my profile...........

errrrrrrr....OH-KAY...........

Obviously a scammer/solicitor.

And btw, I understand what your title means, at least to a degree. It's pretty obvious that you are fan of British humor, like Monty Python and Douglas Adams.

That said, I know a lot of stuff, but I can only answer about half those questions off the top of my head....and the two songs are part of that half. That profile's intimidating!

Oh, and I have a secret crush on Billie Piper, referencing the answer to one of your questions.

VERY IMPRESSIVE. ALAS YOU ARE IN CT AND FAMILY ORIENTED. SIGH.

P.S. Why is everybody good except Plastic Pancakes who is too young for me on the other side of the country????

Funny....I used to say the something similar. But now I'm in an LDR....not sure if it will ultimately work out, but I'm holding out on hope. It hasn't been easy.

I am routin for ya!
It can work!

Ahhh thank goodness for entertainment huh Terri?

Men do not read profiles..they see a picture that they like then write her hoping that they can change her into what they want her to be.

I might look at a profile. Most are a little wordy and fairly dry but whatever works for ya......

My profile has to be "wordy"..Otherwise some fool will get an attitude with me about something that is beyond my control soooo I put it all in my profile so they have the option to NOT write me..but you know what..I still get people acting like fools because they decided NOT to read what I wrote before writing me then when I mention a touchy subject for them they wanna take it out on me..stupid jerks!

DAM IT WE DO NOT HAVE TO COMPROMISE FOR MEN WHO ARE ILLITERATE!! WE CAN BE AS WORDY AND SMART AND WEIRD AS WE WANT TO!! IF THEY ARE TOO DAM STUPID TO READ, THEY DESERVE WHAT THEY GET. LET THEM GO TO POF AND MEET PSYCHOS AFTER THEIR MONEY.

I so agree with you Tea..I am actually starting to think that most guys may suffer from some sort of mental disturbance that leaves them unable to read..lol..I mean..why else would a guy looking for a roll in the hay write a girl who is looking for an LTR..why else would a white guy looking only for white men write a girl who is clearly not white..why write a girl who plainly tells you that shes disabled long before you write her then be all shocked and disturbed when she mentions it again in a note?..See what I mean?..Insanity!

that's wonderful! I hope it works out for you.

I wrote mine just for you.

You go girl tell them how it is lol.

A wordy profile can be a good thing. I know of two women on here, both very intelligent and whom I've interacted with on the forums, who because of their profiles I think they would be good matches for me. One of them is listed as one of my Mingle friends. Both of them have very long profiles, and I've read both in their entirety.

Given that I am already in a relationship, someone might ask why I am reading profiles. The answer is simple: I like to know something about the people I interact with. I check profiles for both men and women. I keep my account in stealth mode so the view will not show up on their message screen. That way I can avoid having to deal with people who mistake viewing for interest.

For instance, I have a geeky dorky side. It's nice to know who I can speak with in forums without feeling uncomfortable or being judged when I have the urge to be dorky.

People do read profile i read them all the time,yes even yours teadipper even yours lol.

NO FRACKIN WAY?!?!?

that's hilarious

I don't think so - I mean no need to write a book and bore someone to death with something that looks like a cut & paste but honestly - a little more than "hi" please

I mean how are we supposed to respond to that???

DOH