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New member, looking for some friends to mentor me in this online dating thing. It is kinda scary, but I am hoping to meet some people and get some feedback, so HI!
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Hi and welcome! I'm probably the worst person to ask for advice since I haven't a clue what I'm doing either. If you find some please share!
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Edited by
wux
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Wed 12/21/11 03:15 PM
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Kay. I'm willing to mentor you.
You see, I'm the scariest person here. (Boo! See what I mean?) So if you survive my mentoring without a heart attack or haemorrhoids of fright, then you will be safe to be released into the wild of the Mingle2 jungle. Well to be honest, this is the least scary, the most accommodating, the kindest free dating site there is, if you discount STDs. Sorry!!! That was a joke. So if you accept me as a mentor, I'll pay you fifty bucks an hour. Sorry! Joking again. |
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Lesson one: Never trust anyone over 58 years of age, or those who have more than 567 posts on the forums.
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Lesson one: Never trust anyone over 58 years of age, or those who have more than 567 posts on the forums. Damn, I'm all done! It's been nice knowing you all, you've been a wonderful audience. Please remember to tip your bartenders! |
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Edited by
wux
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Wed 12/21/11 03:20 PM
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Lesson one: Never trust anyone over 58 years of age, or those whose number of posts on the forums are between 567 and 4721.
Lesson 2: the best people to date are those whom you can't trust. They are the very ones who will never let you down. (You owe me one, pattie-fannie.) Lesson three: No pettie, no funny. |
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Lesson one: Never trust anyone over 58 years of age, or those whose number of posts on the forums are between 567 and 4721. Lesson 2: the best people to date are those whom you can't trust. They are the very ones who will never let you down. (You owe me one, pattie-fannie.) Lesson three: No pettie, no funny. I owe you big time wuxie-? I can't think of a cool name yet but I will! |
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Edited by
wux
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Wed 12/21/11 03:42 PM
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Lesson one: Never trust anyone over 58 years of age, or those whose number of posts on the forums are between 567 and 4721.
Lesson 2: the best people to date are those whom you can't trust. They are the very ones who will never let you down. Lesson three: No pettie, no funny. Lesson 4: make absolutely sure that you choose a user name for yourself which repels any attempts of turning it into a funny name. (neener, neener, "funny fannie".) :  :
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Some examples of extremely badly chosen user names, here for illustrative purposes only:
patsfan64 sunnyMae |
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Hi and welcome to mingle2. We do not bit much. Jump into the forums and make some friends!
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Hmmm dont i know you from some whre?.
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Hi and Welcome to Mingle.
As you can see, we sent the clowns in early. They are harmless and fall asleep early! Join in the forums and meet some awesome people. We do bite, but not very hard. LOL. 
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