announcement you could hear over a PA system?

In the zoo

Would the person who lost there child in the tiger enclosure please come to the lost property office to collect her shoes?




In an elevator.

This car will not be stopping at the basement as the brakes have sufferd a malfunction-



In an airport


The flight to Paris France will leave at 16.00 hours.

The flight to Auckland New Zealand will leave at 19.00 Hours

The Flight to Dublin Ireland will leave when the big hand is on four annd the little hand is on six.





Feel free to add your own.

Unfortunately, this is a true story but when I was in high school, one of my girlfriends got called to the office because and I quote "your father has just passed away and your mother is here to pick you up." It was probably one of the most awful moments ever.

Sue

"I need a price check on the Super Absorbancy Tampons, register 2!"

In a Psychiatric Hospital:


YOU are the only person who can hear this announcement.

To-o-o-mm come here Tom!!!




**SMACK in the back of the head....

You must be getting used to those by now!!! big hand on the 4 little hand on the 6....

LMFAO





cheers Tom

Hey Ramone

Price check..... Petite Condoms...... Checkstand 4.

true story--- at work, I was in the toy department and a customer stopped me asking for help..so I got on the PA and said customer assistance is needed in toys, I have him by the balls.... everyone started laughing, and I was so embarrassed.

Who ever owns a bright orange tempo your car lights are on!!!!!
(distant talking on the intercom... accidently the buttons still on intercom) oh crap! thats my car