Topic: If you were Santa Clause
thewaterbearer's photo
Sun 12/11/11 05:14 AM
Awesome answers:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: I would make sure that everyone had someone to spend Christmas with, even if its just to share a cup of coffee or to cuddle up with, or just to talk about stuff, in essence companionship for everyone.happy

winterblue56's photo
Sun 12/11/11 07:06 AM
Edited by winterblue56 on Sun 12/11/11 07:09 AM

Id move the Red Wings to San Jose, that we would at least win one Stanley Cup:banana:


Lol...nope. It's the only good professional sport team we got! Well...only one I watch laugh

How about if you take my late fathers "Lions" instead? rofl

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Sun 12/11/11 09:36 AM

What would you do for the world at Christmas besides just gifts??
I would abolish gift giving :banana:

Seakolony's photo
Sun 12/11/11 10:55 AM
I would give businesses a good swift kick in the azz for using my sainthood to make profits. Then I would have all join me in a soup kitchen for the poor and homeless for the holidays.

navygirl's photo
Sun 12/11/11 12:03 PM


I will make everyone understand the reason for the season. (Jesus Christ) happy


Indeed . Despite of the Decorations , Celebrations , Feast , it is Jesus Christ who is the most important . happy


I am an aethist and don't believe in Jesus Christ so I don't believe in decorations, feasting, or gifts but do believe in Peace on Earth and certainly helping those less fortunate.

Holly4459's photo
Sun 12/11/11 12:04 PM

I'd find a way to get more women to sit on my lap.........:tongue:
dress up like Santa!laugh pitchfork

Holly4459's photo
Sun 12/11/11 12:05 PM
Seriously-I'd like to give everyone a shot at being happy:heart:

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Sun 12/11/11 12:45 PM


I'd find a way to get more women to sit on my lap.........:tongue:
dress up like Santa!laugh pitchfork



Will that work on YOU, Holly - I mean - Hottie4459? :wink: :tongue: pitchfork

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Sun 12/11/11 01:05 PM

I would give businesses a good swift kick in the azz for using my sainthood to make profits. Then I would have all join me in a soup kitchen for the poor and homeless for the holidays.



drinks drinks :banana: :banana:

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 12/11/11 01:37 PM

What would you do for the world at Christmas besides just gifts??


Make myself Queen of the World and then everyone would be happy. bigsmile

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Sun 12/11/11 01:42 PM


What would you do for the world at Christmas besides just gifts??


Make myself Queen of the World and then everyone would be happy. bigsmile
and your king would be??? :angel:

pyxxie13's photo
Sun 12/11/11 01:54 PM


I'd get everyone addicted to World of Warcraft! pitchfork


rofl

Id buy everyone Skyrim:tongue:

Nice game!!! However ..hopelessly addicted to WoW

NicholasDDuncan's photo
Sun 12/11/11 01:57 PM
If I were santa, id give the world 1 more hour with the ones they love so they could remember and feel the warmth toward the entire world. So maybe, just maybe they will remember the true idea of christmas and not be cold on these snowy days.

Iamkursten's photo
Sun 12/11/11 02:24 PM


I'd find a way to get more women to sit on my lap.........:tongue:
dress up like Santa!laugh pitchfork


:tongue: :tongue: Definitely , lots of people will be sitting on your lap but i'm afraid it aint women , probably kids . Rofl . :tongue: laugh laugh

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 12/11/11 04:23 PM



What would you do for the world at Christmas besides just gifts??


Make myself Queen of the World and then everyone would be happy. bigsmile
and your king would be??? :angel:

Well, you, of course, if you ever get your azz back here from Mexico where you been hiding from me! rant

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Sun 12/11/11 04:29 PM




What would you do for the world at Christmas besides just gifts??


Make myself Queen of the World and then everyone would be happy. bigsmile
and your king would be??? :angel:

Well, you, of course, if you ever get your azz back here from Mexico where you been hiding from me! rant

it's hard as hell to get out of a mexican jail ohwell

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 12/11/11 04:31 PM

it's hard as hell to get out of a mexican jail ohwell


I'll start trying to raise your bail. I think there's some change under the sofa cushions.

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Sun 12/11/11 04:33 PM


it's hard as hell to get out of a mexican jail ohwell


I'll start trying to raise your bail. I think there's some change under the sofa cushions.
they want a dollar two ninety eight.

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 12/11/11 04:36 PM



it's hard as hell to get out of a mexican jail ohwell


I'll start trying to raise your bail. I think there's some change under the sofa cushions.
they want a dollar two ninety eight.


Crap. I may have to break open the kids' piggy banks for that kind of money.

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Sun 12/11/11 04:39 PM




it's hard as hell to get out of a mexican jail ohwell


I'll start trying to raise your bail. I think there's some change under the sofa cushions.
they want a dollar two ninety eight.


Crap. I may have to break open the kids' piggy banks for that kind of money.
just sell the kids. kids don't like me anyway...